Jolt
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@dayskiie @akkunz829 Umawife Helios is way better than yuri Helios but yall aint ready for this convo
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"Helios and the couple exclusive parfait" (Original by: @akkunz829)
I've never actually had a parfait, I've gotta try one
#UmaTranslations #ウマ娘

🍣あっくんず🍣@akkunz829
カップル限定スイーツとヘリオス
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@izumabakumatsu @astaf_gorilla When I sunat at hospital still use pisau gunting
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@astaf_gorilla More like... do people in Malaysia still do sunat using pisau? I got mine in 2001 and they were already doing sunat laser at the time.
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TIL that malaysians use "sunat laser" to mean "modern" but in a derogatory way, i.e. non-traditional therefore half-assed 😭😭😭
Daniel Teoh | 赵汝勇@thedanielteoh
Only Koong Woh Tong is the original teh pahit sejuk badan. Yang lain sunat laser.
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@carstealerr @Death_X13_ they probably meant kelantanese music cause it's a whole nother genre of straight buns sometimes 😭
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@hrashidah3 @lANZAlNAL dh raya puasa satu malaysia balik bang, jem kt lpt bukan org balik kelantan je
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@noimjolt @lANZAlNAL Kalau yg x meriah ni 20 jam atas jalan yg meriah 3 hari atas jalan?
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@perindu1995 @ajiesuajie @aiamDeen eh lawak ke, rezeki Allah tu luas, maksudnya kerja tu boleh ade kt mana2 je kan, jgn buat dosa la hari last pose ni
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@ajiesuajie @aiamDeen Ehh percaya juga rezeki allah tu luas
Pastu why keluar cari rezeki x stay jee negri sendiri....kata rezeki allah tu luas kan.....lain kali jangn merungut....pilihan kau tanggung la sendiri...hahahaha
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@maulcoal @ExhaustingM @jargon_ulu @aiamDeen laaa kalau mcm tu xde org langsung la kt kelantan tu, cuma selangor dan KL paling byk kerja kt Malaysia, knp nk slhkan org mencari rezeki
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@ExhaustingM @jargon_ulu @aiamDeen Menunjukan kerajaan negeri sejak 20tahun lalu gagal nak menjana peluang pekerjaan pada penduduk negeri sendiri. Thnx for the info.
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Top 3 densest trainer according to fanarts:
1. Falco's trainer
2. Ardan's trainer
3. Verxina's trainer
KuwaidenTL@Kuwaiden
Ardan and the Blockheaded Trainer "Favorite Gesture" repost by @sashimichi We don't get to see this sort of thing with Umas, but it's a trade-off that's well worth it. #ウマ娘 #Umamusume #ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations
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@egg80085 @wasabi_mp4 @CosmicGulo @NiInMiCe both are disproved lol, what happened to being respectful and whimsy
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@wasabi_mp4 @CosmicGulo @NiInMiCe yeah because more people following it definitely means its real yep yep go worship your pedo and pray for your 72 goats in hell
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@fanhaiqal @asrulmm aip, terang2 makcik india ni x buat apa2 kan? kau kata beri tumpuan kt kafir yg mempertahankan kuil haram, yang mmg xde bukti pun makcik ni support pun kuil haran
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