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Exeter, England Katılım Şubat 2009
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Sleaford Mods@sleafordmods·
Discovering Motörhead
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Jim Cognito
Jim Cognito@JimCognito2016·
If Matt Goodwin loses, how long until they claim it was down to voter fraud?
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Nigel Farage MP
Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage·
Incidents of family voting in Gorton & Denton reached the highest levels of any election in the past 10 years says @SkyNews. This is deeply concerning and raises serious questions about the integrity of the democratic process in predominantly Muslim areas.
Sam Coates Sky@SamCoatesSky

👀The Electoral Commission give Democracy Volunteers access to polling stations at election time. Only they and the police can go inside. They’ve just issued this report about “family voting” in Gorton and Denton: Democracy Volunteers deployed four accredited election observers across the Gorton and Denton Westminster Parliamentary By-election today. The team attended 22 of the 45 polling stations in the constituency, spending between 30 and 45 minutes in each. The observers worked in pairs using the international standard for election observation - the four eyes principle. Each team assessed several aspects of the polling process, from accessibility to issues around the integrity of the vote. Staff were welcoming to the team and we would like to thank them for their time in accommodating our work. The team assessed two significant aspects of electoral integrity - family voting (where two voters either confer, collude or direct each other on voting) which breaches the secret ballot. The team also assessed the impact of the requirement for voters to show ID before they are issued with a ballot paper. 2023 saw the enactment of the Ballot Secrecy Act, which made the practice of family voting more clearly a breach of the secret ballot, making it more enforceable by staff in polling stations. Signage is now available to discourage the practice. Signage was only seen in 45% of the polling stations observed. The observer team saw family voting in 15 of the 22 polling stations observed, some 32 cases in total, nine cases in one polling station alone. The team observed a sample of 545 voters casting their votes - meaning 12% of those voters observed either caused or were affected by family voting. Commenting John Ault, Director of Democracy Volunteers said; ‘Today we have seen concerningly high levels of family voting in Gorton and Denton. Based on our assessment of today’s observations, we have seen the highest levels of family voting at any election in our 10 year history of observing elections in the UK.’ ‘We rarely issue a report on the night of an election, but the data we have collected today on family voting, when compared to other recent by-elections, is extremely high.’ ‘In the other recent Westminster parliamentary by-election in Runcorn and Helsby we saw family voting in 12% of polling stations, affecting 1% of voters. In Gorton and Denton, we observed family voting in 68% of polling stations, affecting 12% of those voters observed.’ The team also observed cases of voters being turned away, however, in each case this was due to them not being a registered voter for Westminster elections, such as having EU citizenship, and only being allowed to vote in local elections. The team also saw a number of voters taking photographs of their ballot papers and one voter being authorised to vote despite them already having been marked as voted earlier in the day. Democracy Volunteers has informed elections staff at Manchester City Council about our findings today. This Statement is now available on the Democracy Volunteers website HERE. --

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Nigel Farage MP
Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage·
I have been denied entry to the Chagos Islands by the UK government.
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John B
John B@johnbbeta·
Any DNB fans (or DJs) still active on here? Show me a sign 🙌
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noisemonkey
noisemonkey@noisemonkey·
@Nigel_Farage Caused by brexit policies which you championed and are now swooping in to save the day? Incredible hypocrisy
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Steve Burke
Steve Burke@Burkcamp·
@daniellismore What are you on Reform have never been in power and life in the UK under the Tories and now Liebour is so good ain’t it I’m willing to take a gamble it can’t be worse !
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Daniel Lismore
Daniel Lismore@daniellismore·
I want to say something many will hate but it needs to be said. I have met Nigel Farage. I do not know him well but I know the world he moves in. We move in similar circles sometimes. The kind of private rooms and members clubs that most people in Britain will never see. I know how the rich speak about ordinary people. They laugh. They joke about how easy it is to wind you up. They know exactly which buttons to press. They know you are angry and tired and struggling and they know you want someone to blame. That is why they point at boats while they pick your pockets. I did not grow up rich. I did not grow up in privilege. I understand struggle and the real world. But my life changed and now I see both sides. I sit with billionaires and politicians and decision makers and I hear conversations you never will. I know the truth. They do not care about you. They do not care about your future. They care about profit and control. They see ordinary people as tools or distractions. I am telling you this because I am tired of watching good people being manipulated. Look at your life before Brexit and look at it now. Look at your shopping bills. Look at what food costs in Europe right now. Look at how much tax you pay on imports. Look at your wages and energy prices and mortgages. Look at the 10,000 NHS staff we lost when freedom of movement ended. Look at the ambulances that do not arrive. Look at nurses and teachers using food banks. Tell me honestly. Are you better off? Nigel helped build the crisis you are living in. Then he pointed at immigrants and told you to blame them. That is the con. He pulled the UK out of the Dublin III agreement which means we cannot return asylum seekers to Europe anymore. He created the boat chaos then told you to panic about it. Someone who worked in immigration for more than ten years told me they saw it coming. It was planned. It is a strategy. And you are falling for it. Now he wants austerity again. He wants to cut wages for young people. He wants to rip up workers rights. He wants private health insurance and a French style NHS where the rich get treated first and the poor get nothing. He wants you fighting each other so you never see who is robbing you. If you vote for him you are voting to destroy your own life. Not mine. Yours. None of this affects me personally. I drink champagne with the people who control the money. I will be fine no matter what. Reform will not hurt me. Reform will hurt you. It will hurt your children. Your parents. Your future. I am telling you because I care. If I did not care I would stay silent and watch you suffer. You think I am your enemy because I make you uncomfortable. I am not. Your enemy is the one who lies to you and blames the vulnerable while he empties your pockets. Reform will not save you. Reform will finish you. Think. Before they take everything. 💷🇬🇧☕️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫖
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noisemonkey
noisemonkey@noisemonkey·
@ZackPolanski Would love to see it but Farage's replies would be full of deflection and whataboutery
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björk
björk@bjork·
i wish all greenlanders blessing in their fight for independence icelanders are extremely relieved that they managed to break from the danish in 1944 , we didn´t loose our language ( my children would be speaking danish now ) and i burst with sympathy for greenlanders , repeatedly , especially like when the case came up about the forced contraception , where 4500 girls as young as 12 got IUD without their knowledge between 1966 and 1970 theguardian.com/world/2024/mar… 4500 girls as young as 12 were fitted .... they are my age and younger ... childless .... and still today the danish are treating greenlanders like they are second class humans theguardian.com/world/2024/nov… removing children from their parents in 2025 ! colonialism has repeatedly given me horror chills up my back , and the chance that my fellow greenlanders might go from one cruel coloniser to another is too brutal to even imagine . "úr öskunni í eldinn" , like we say in icelandic dear greenlanders declare independence !!!! sympathetic wishes from your neighbours warmthness björk
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noisemonkey
noisemonkey@noisemonkey·
@Nigel_Farage Lol. It was your stupid brexit that tore up existing agreements with the French and you have been using it as a wedge issue ever since to gain votes.
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Nigel Farage MP
Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage·
This agreement is a humiliation for Brexit Britain. We have acted today as an EU member and bowed down to an arrogant French President.
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Parody Nigel Farage
Parody Nigel Farage@Parody_PM·
Today is the ninth anniversary of the Brexit vote. In the form of a meme or a gif, how do you think it’s going?
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