Just An Ordinary Guy Making Goofs

I cannot believe how unbelievably talented K-POP stars are.

@schwartzjokes Awesome!

How is everyone’s day?

@G0SALYNMALLARD busy busy.

I’m going to miss GeeseStories.

@raisin_break Not too bad at allll!

@nojokesrejected Pretty good, how has your day been?

@scarcpiducci that is true.

@nojokesrejected yeah 😔 he says all the time that he didn't have formal training so he didn't use his diaphragm. but over time his voice will slowly recover, even if not fully! he takes way better care of it now 🥺🥺

was anyone gonna tell me that ben schwartz used to sing mezzo-soprano? or was i meant to find that out myself

I will try to interact as much as I can right now.

@COOKlECASH over.

Wooo weee. What a day!

I can say whatever the fuck I want! Uhhhhh spicy asshole!

Haha this is amazing!

@clingtodreams Tweet! Chirp! Caw caw!

@nojokesrejected big bird i’m a huge fan can i have your autograph

I didn’t realise that people would know who I was straight away and it’s come apparent that you lot do because of my chosen profile picture. So I’ll just say it. Yes, I am big bird!

Okay, but seriously, why did I make this account again? Should I follow a shit tonne of people and reply? I don’t thinkkk soooo.

You got Q’s you got A’s, but everyone wants Z’s. What does it all mean!

Gotta do what the party wants.

How about this: You have ten minutes to submit a photo. The photo with the most likes will become my profile picture. 3,2,1, GO!