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I make ‘decent money’ in #Seattle. But mark my words: When a basic meal hits $20—this city burns. No debate. No hawktuah. Just revolt. "Can i afford the guac?" "yheah boi" maybe im cheap

@chadwhitaker Yeah for real. I graduated in earth and space sciences, and I only know uni first year coding skills, but still am able to ship code lol. If you can communicate your ideas clearly, you can code…

@ChipotleTweets Horrible experience, I found some curly, wavy hair in my burrito last week. Disappoint when I spend $200 bucks a week, to feed my team. Can we do better? Like I’m paying $800 a month to a mid chain restaurant, I’m not asking for golden utensils, I’m asking not to get hair

chipotle honey chicken is now avail nationwide & we’re obsessed 😍 have u tried it yet?

@billfrankauthor @Oilfield_Rando Tell me about it… it’s funny, how this is well known in the car industry… And they’ll go brag to their friends after 🤣🤣🤣

Every car deal I did in the past with an Indian customer was not pleasant. Negotiating a fair deal is one thing, being obnoxious and rude is the rep they got. Why would I sell a car for zero profit? At the time, I was working straight commission and spending 3 hours to get a minimum $50 commission was a waste of time.

Old friends did some land deals with some dudes from India. Lawyer told them whatever they do, do not DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give Indians financing on anything, it will be a living hell trying to get your money. Well. They decided to live in hell. Lawyer was right.

@devatlanta Why tip takeout?

Some of my friends asked me for my tipping guide so I thought I would share. Feedback please.

@PhelanVicky 😡😡😡

Feeling good 😎🫱🏻‍🫲🏽

@SawyerMerritt This all starts with dealer franchise laws… this is a perfect example of how they were started in order to protect consumers from price gouging and provide transparency in the automotive industry.

70% depreciation in 2 months.

@elonmusk Can you unban my @googlegemini account please Elon

Given that the Gemini AI will be at the heart of every Google product and YouTube, this is extremely alarming! The senior Google exec called me again yesterday and said it would take a few months to fix. Previously, he thought it would be faster. My response to him was that I doubted that Google’s woke bureaucratic blob would *allow* him to fix it. Unless those who caused this are exited from Google, nothing will change, except to make the bias less obvious and more pernicious. Btw, kudos to Caitlyn for posting that she would definitely prefer misgendering to nuclear apocalypse!

Funniest Video of 2024 😂

@IsaacAvena @CreepyOrg That’s horrible isaac

@CreepyOrg i watched this video when i was 11 years old and couldn’t sleep for 2 days. then i saw they played the knockout game with an old lady and showed up to her funeral only to flip her off. and they tied a noose around a dogs throat and took a pic so much evil in the world 😞

What was your fastest "that's enough Internet for today" moment? (no links, just descriptions)

@IsaacAvena @CreepyOrg That’s horrible… stay strong soldier

@IsaacAvena @Loccdawggg Lol you eat McDonald’s ice cream. You’re fine

@Loccdawggg it’s a sign of real sugar and sweetness from the fruits. i’d be more concerned if there wasn’t any bees

The bees tell me everything I need to know. Gimme two of em

@IsaacAvena You haven’t been. Therefore you can’t say

las vegas is just halloween inside of an airport

@IsaacAvena This was @FTX_Official official slogan btw

fortune favors the bold

@IsaacAvena Disagreed. I’d rather cry in the rari then be happy on a horse

cars are cool and all but imagine riding into town on a horse. at that point it would be disrespectful to not smoke cigarettes

The #Rivian boasts a $400,000 manufacturing cost, mirroring the price tag of a #RollsRoyce. 🚗 Yet, Rolls-Royce commands a 10-13% profit margin. 📈 Exploring used RR values adds an intriguing dimension to the comparison. 🫡🥱🤫🔄 #AutomotiveInsights #BusinessAnalysis

A 90 year old German women and I had a 30 minute convo today. She told me that my laugh is annoying and I need to work on it hahahah. Nice woman though. 🇩🇪

@ohrieric125 @IsaacAvena I disagree with your choices Eric. Shit wack

@IsaacAvena Bob Marley Nelson Mandela Abraham Lincoln

What’s your dream blunt rotation? You can only choose 3 people, alive or dead. Here’s my 3: > Terence McKenna > Steve Jobs > Kanye

@SolvingFrank Great tweet 😅🙌🏻 So deep