Aashna Iyer

Where was I when they were handing out the "You Get a Billion Dollar Startup" kit in college? . . . Oh ya... In the line for "You Get Peanuts so You Can Follow Your Passion and Sell Soap" line.

Why am I heading to Mulund in an auto on a Summer Sunday Morning? I don't know. Clearly I had a mental episode when I agreed to this.

@meh_chali Ahhh like that. Imagine it stuffed with kheema and aloo

@nomadicmidget Stuffed with alooo

Shimla mirch gotta be the best dish ever in vegetarian cuisine

@meh_chali You are feuding with many things.

@nomadicmidget I am feuding with the industry

Imagine being so retarded as a creative person you can’t even imagine to compete fairly

@meh_chali Eating a seafood thaali. I'd say hi but my mouth is full.

@nomadicmidget I was bored at the super enriching community pitch process. Say hi to me.

Say hi to me I’m bored.

Omg I’m overhearing literally the most obnoxious conversation known to mankind.

@meh_chali It's that good though

A friend is reading Kane and Abel and I thought it’s some story from the bible.

@meh_chali Don't we do this everyday?

Got humbled by an Ai. Asked a question and it taught me how to ask a question better.

I just asked a team member who was the singer of the track she wanted to use for a brand reel. "Some lady" ... It was Gwen Stefani. #TooOldForThisShit

Why is #MetroInDino basically a Maroon5 music video?

Festive season isn’t about showing up. It’s about standing out. The winners of 2025 won’t just run campaigns — they’ll decode the four shopper types driving the biggest festive spends, and reach them with precision. #bcwebwise #fishsense #FestiveMarketing #ConsumerInsights

@sooperdosa She's a floofball who is protected by nature's blanket 🙄

@nomadicmidget Vesper is the master of her own fate. She is the captain of her soul.

I kept telling my cat to sleep on the bed instead of the table, but then I thought... I should understand her perspective. So I took a nap at the dining table with her for a half hour. Now my neck is stiff and my arm has fallen asleep. Gonna tell her to sleep in the bed only.

@pkishan27 @TigerBalmIndia The Tiger Balm Oil. It's amazing

@nomadicmidget @TigerBalmIndia Which oil?

At this stage, I'll buy anything @TigerBalmIndia sells me. What is this oil?! My nose was starting to feel like #WEH in rush hour... A drop of oil and it's suddenly WEH at 5am!

@meh_chali Which are basically... Indie films turned mainstream... No?

I think I have major problem with people who believe they are one of the characters from some contemporary indie film, which gives them as easy pass to justify their problematic behaviour. My dudes, we are living in a Netflix simulation for a crime documentary.

Meetings are just people-salad and offices are just large refrigerators so the ingredients stay as fresh as possible. #ThoughtForTheDay

@meh_chali Proud of youuuuu

Attained work balance ratio yesterday. I was travelling in auto and vibing to some killer Lady Gaga songs and my client calls me and I didn’t even think twice. Straight to voicemail. Such slay much wow.