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/ making a starter call after work tomorrow, trust :-)

YAWWWWN

@BL00DYF0RTUNE i was in front of the fancy cheese and she told me to move. so i told her to wait her turn, because the cheese wasn’t going anywhere and i think she really took it to heart.

@nomattertheodds i got open ears!

just fought a granny in walmart

@BL00DYF0RTUNE yes 😔

@nomattertheodds do you uh, need to talk about it?

@BL00DYF0RTUNE she wasn’t very nice

@nomattertheodds ohh yeah, definitely deserved.

@ivorybound the granny started it.

@nomattertheodds i bet the granny started it.

@BL00DYF0RTUNE she threatened me.

@nomattertheodds why?

⠀ * TEMP PINNED. ⠀𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑪𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 —— resident evil oc, scientist. written by mouse. fc is vanessa kirby. ⠀

@STAT1C_K1LLSHOT of course i did

@nomattertheodds Did you win?

:333

:3

:3 :3 :3

@cdenmeraven / 💛 🙂‍↕️

// doing it here too 👀

@BL00DYF0RTUNE if you say so

@nomattertheodds i shaved my head i didn't laugh it off!!!

i’m going back to bed

@BL00DYF0RTUNE are you laughing your ass of because you’ve already laughed your hair off

@nomattertheodds lmfao.