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❄️見だいふく🏹🧡♡

thanks guys (<- didnt get shot)

going to frankfurt tomorrow if somebody wanna shoot me

The humble vagus nerve:

you can’t be pro palestine and also believe that there’s any excuse or valid reason to join the us army. It doesn’t work that way

niemand: büroangestellte: da habe ich jour fixe

americans be like let’s sacrifice some african & middle eastern children for a red passport

This is how cissia steals her co workers food

just saw someone legit say the US doesn't meddle with foreign politics for their own and their megacorporations' gain. mind you, the US is actively trying to get brazil to switch its own free payment system for VISA and mastercard as we speak. actual alternate reality stuff

Someone who has never been to the movie theater before choosing a seat:

yona yona dance

Yesterday I made people guess my nationality again and this one girl already knew it so she said "the Netherlands" and then this other Japanese girl who spoke very little English looked all confused and went "マインクラ…???" lmao

じゃんけん対決