nomorejockeys

If you like No More Jockeys, this is a community for below the line. It goes without saying I didn’t set this up. I’m on the very edge of knowing what Discord is. But you might be younger than me.

@timkeyperson Couldn't recommend this highly enough. Highlight of Lockdown #3

Second edition OUT TODAY. Link in bio. 📚 🔐☝🏻

@AlexHorne NO MORE JOB GLOVES

#blows whistle really loudly - NO MORE WATER FEATURES - #hometasking - thanks all and sorry you got wet. Results and next task on Thursday! Subscribe to m.youtube.com/channel/UCT5C7… For all vids!

landing up with the word 'robe'

No more people who, you buy new pot from John Lewis, and then you write all the names, all the letters of the name in a pen, on stamps, then you take them out of the pot, and then you put them on your table, and you can arrange them, and there's a chance, however small, that your

"You can fuck an otter"

@troylikesstuff @AlexHorne @watsoncomedian @timkeyperson Challenging.....

Key: "I'll tell you what, don't talk to me, talk to the shins. If they stop itching I'll stop scratching"

Are those books behind you @watsoncomedian and if so, what are they on?

No more job gloves

Key: "just for example how would you measure a cow?" Horne: "Why? Are you thinking Rudolph?" Watson: "Well yeah, Rudolph's a cow, famously" @watsoncomedian @AlexHorne @timkeyperson #nomorejockeys #rudolphtherednosecow

"We're getting tantalisingly close to opening up the Donald Duck wound" @timkeyperson

This is phenomenal! A lot of talent below the line

Rupert Grint... No more fictional

Key: "Those wouldn't be books on those shelves behind you Watto." Watson: "They'd be women." Horne: "Yeah they wouldn't be shelves either, they'd be more women." Set 3 tomorrow! #nomorejockeys #heff #women @timkeyperson @AlexHorne @watsoncomedian

@watsoncomedian The question really is, if she didn't have gloves on, would she be singing well or would the cold put her off?... @ladygaga could you please let us know?

Lady Gaga with job gloves on.

@AlexHorne how many episodes/sets do you have in the bank of no more jockeys?

@timkeyperson @AlohaFromDeer Now the question on everyone's lips, where's the Christmas Penelope Pitstop jumper from?

A LOT of people asking me where my jumper was from that I wore on #houseofgames yesterday. Well, it’s in the sale and, to be fair to @AlohaFromDeer it’s not even their most eccentric garment. alohafromdeer.com/product/wild-f…

@nomorejockeys Look, we’ve got a lot of time for below the line. We’re increasingly obsessed with it, in fact.

@AlexHorne aka Boggle