Chillface™ The real testament to man’s hubris.

weve been telling you the right would do this for decades.

@cntresswizard Blame my parents. What’s your excuse? [trying to flirt back]

[trying to flirt] why do you look like that

@Autumnmmnm You couldn’t pay me to do that

Became so overwhelmed with the yearn that I almost installed grindr

wwwwwwwwwwwwww pt.2

@oldrattleagain I miss the bird

pretending scott the woz is jontron

Jesus had 12 disciples. Eminem had D12. Coincidence? I think so.

@SuperSisi Tokyo xtreme racer

What game is this?

@nompton 🤣 Well that was taken in the late 80s so...

This is how they used to dress me.

The moment Israel targeted British journalist Steve Sweeney in southern Lebanon.

put your testicles in the air fryer

@DomainDead @Eeeeeee93200839

Tectone? The slovenly rapist micro-dick gacha-buying porn addict? The guy who is in court documents saying he’s afraid of vaginas? Who faked having schizophrenia for online sympathy points? Sorry to burst your fantasy bubble, but I’m out of his league.

Meme of the day.

Homophobic crab

I think I should get 10 minutes added to my break everytime someone talks to me while I'm in the middle of eating

@EstrogenEden Looks good!

first time eden has been in a dress

Farted so hard we had second winter

Fart blew me inside out

@PatrickLenton That’s a huge bitch!

This is what the internet was invented for

*hits my pen like a vape*

@ZoeFnaf Wish I had a heart

emo loser 1500 miles from her heart