B Les

“Mom can I sleepover at my friends house?” “I don’t know go ask your dad” Your dad:

Just beat a duck to death with a bag of trash

I just watched a man in a high speed chase drive over a curb and evade the cops one arm hanging out the window one and one on the wheel

Driving home hauling dicks in a lifted Jeep on 35’s getting 12mpg

The influence of a Florida boy

@dunc_561 Pregnant

I ain’t got good sleep in like a week fr

Came back to Florida and spent $1000

At the shake shack. Shaking it.

Brooklyn. Easter. Two Long Island iced teas and a hotdog.

@kenzieuchiha >:(

@nomufftootuff definitely your type. make urself familiar

Who is Ethel Cain and why were her cock and balls on my Instagram tl?

@Clitortoise Fuck off!

Why is the airport bar closed >:( *its 5am*

@sincerebound <3

@nomufftootuff HANDSOME GUY ON MY FEED

Haircut!

Dating a woman that’s older than me and looks like my friends mom that I had a crush on when I was a kid

@yours__xo Hate that place with a passion

In Miami absolute pissing off Hispanics on i95

This app turned me into a terrible person

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary