the edible won't stop hitting. help me
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the edible won't stop hitting. help me
@nonbinaryfenris
leading pacinologist, dragon age 2 apologist; very manly muppet, commie, chaser4chaser, obesity promoter, bobby deerfield is 10/10 truther

Twinks can’t regulate their temperature not because they’re thin, but because they are cold blooded reptiles, which is why they’re thin

I’m DYING!!! if I don't undergo surgery immediately im literally $422 away. I got the worst news that I was diagnosed with Coronary Artery Disease which is a life risk factor for me on top of me having type 2 spinal muscular atrophy makes my case worse.💔


what lesbian among us, I ask you, wouldn't shoot a hugely ill advised shot with christina hendricks



Don't leave my mother; she needs insulin constantly chuffed.org/project/147836 PayPal paypal.me/mmdalmshrfa

cuándo va a aparecer un tipo así en mi vida qu tengo q hacer porfavor



we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants $2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood yes it’s real yes you get paid

I NEED DIAPERS😭😭 ︎ ︎ we’ll remind you 🥺 ︎ that ︎ 💔 ︎ I desperately need diapers for my baby 👶🏻 gofund.me/7d6704010

I'm not ashamed to say that I'm hungry because this is something that's not in my hands, and I'm not ashamed to say that I hear the sound of my stomach empty at night, this is not my faultBut I'm ashamed when I ask you for help and you refuse chuffed.org/project/181693…

channelling Diana today

Welcome to my baking tutorial! Step one, use unsalted butter. If you use salted butter, you're an amateur. An animal. Less than human. I'm furious at you for even owning salted butter. Step two, add salt.















