Nonso Andrew

Lo & behold the Nigerian dream. "I better pass my neighbor." Classism. I get car, other people no get. I carry car go NYSC camp, I dey chill for my car while others dey parade ground. I wear NYSC uniform, you never wear am. A society of slaves and imbecils. Individualistic classists.

There’s a Lassa fever outbreak in Nigeria and this is what you need to know to stay safe.

I didn’t see it coming 😂😂

PHONE COMPANIES INVENTING NEW PHONES😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

this part 😂😂

Job completed! 🫡

Areola no bi today you wan turn to benfica goalkeeper ⛔️

A gun owner’s tale

Oga @BenHundeyin CC @PoliceNG @Kwara_PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU Since you say the police is our friend and here to serve the populace, let me use this friendship to bring your attention to the case of a missing Nigerian citizen: MISSING PERSON ALERT On Thursday 22 January 2026, late at night, in Ilorin, Sulaiman Faizat Olamide reportedly left home after being called by a female friend and told she needed to go to a police station to resolve a boyfriend related issue. The police station mentioned to her was Ilorin Division A. She reportedly left home for that purpose , got to the station, and has not been seen or heard from since that night. When her family later went to Ilorin Division A to inquire, officers there reportedly stated that no report, visit, or entry involving her was recorded in the police log that night. Since then, multiple contradictory accounts have emerged from the individuals involved, which has increased concern for her safety. I do not know this family personally. I am not making accusations. I am amplifying this because when a Nigerian citizen goes missing after voluntarily going to a police station, all is not right, and time matters in cases like this. Name: Sulaiman Faizat Olamide Last seen: Thursday night, 22 January 2026 Location: Ilorin, Kwara State Station mentioned: Ilorin Division A Status: Missing This deserves urgent attention and clarification. Her brother's handle is @bigblarry and he can be reached for further details. Other Nigerians, if you know something, or have seen or heard something about this young lady, pls say something. Also retweet this as much as possible to your police contacts so no one can say they were not made aware. Thank you.

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Broo... I celebrated that Cunha goal like it was a Chelsea game😭😭😂🤣 Omo I hate Arsenal gan oo. Jesus Christ. I'm actually scared of myself😂😂

Kids are funny man. Rock paper scissors caused him an existential crisis.

If you are single, you need to watch this. #PastorDolapoLawal

This is one of the best use cases of this sound🤣

The 2025 AFCON was full of drama! Were you there for each moment?... Zoom in for more details🤩

@Teeniiola 🤣

Cole Palmer on Instagram: “Let me remind you.” 🔵🥶

I didn't even know he has dropped another one 😂 Very useless boy 😂❤ I hope he knows I'm his biggest fan.

To all the hustling men out there, don't say my boy didn't warn you.