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Stout. Ale. Fuck IPAs only pussies drink IPAs. Start telling the liberal girl with a small pooch belly but nice C cups all immigrants must leave. She says you’re not White you can’t be racist and then you proceed to dump 2 decades of generational trauma on her until her Asian (mongoloid not fucking brown) bestie shows up and you criticise her for her shitty accent even though she grew up in the YooKay. Bunch of manlet Spanish dudes show up and you tell them to fuck off while pounding a shot of Jameson with your bud. Next pub. Stop for a cheeky pastel de nata off soho along the way. Tell the Dutch guy peering into the handjob massage parlours at Chinatown he needs to negotiate the price down or he’s fucked. Cheeky taco between pubs at a spot in the alleyway. Start telling the workers there they’re going home since the place is all cash and no one’s paying taxes. They say you’re going home to China you tell them no I’m Singaporean there’s a difference maricon. Leave with the hot (but also chubby) cashier screaming insults at you. Next pub. Find a booth. More ales. Pork scratchings. More ales. Back to Chinatown. Late night fried rice. Chicken chow mein. Tell the handjob lady standing outside by a red door she’s getting fat in mandarin but she starts yelling back in Cantonese. Bunch of British birds appear from a hen party. Tell the soon to be bride if he loved you you would be pregnant by now but turns out she’s a traveler and already has 2 kids. One of her friends tried to knick your wallet too. Stumble singing oasis with your mate into a late night chippy and check the brown worker’s immigration status. He has ILR? Preach the gospel of Restore Britain and tell him he’s not going to be deported (yet). Some mid 3/10 Chinese international student walks in with a pasty bloke from Southampton. Tell her in mandarin if he loved her he wouldn’t split the bills. She never looks at him the same afterward. Blackpill the bloke on how hard it is for mixed kids to have organ donors and increased mental illness statistics. He downloads tinder while she’s collecting a small haddock and chips. Piss in a back alley while your mate tries to streammog you. Congolese man tries to mug you. Fight Congolese man off. 1am. Pubs are closing. Find an off license. Scream fuck you cunt at the bicycle cart dudes that blast Bollywood music bc he nearly runs you over. Cheeky bottle on the tube. Cop takes your first bottle on the platform so you board the train and whip out the next. Pass out. Miss your stop and wake up in Brixton. Smells like Africa. Bosh. Millions must go.

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Bahasa Melayu is the most pointless language to learn outside of familial reasons there is very little need to acquaint oneself with such inferior language. The Malays do not reign supremacy in science and economics and have very little cultural relevance on the world stage. Learning English and Chinese is all you need.

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Austrian soldier (WWI) gets cheated on and this is how she explains it:

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一白俄罗斯白人女子在公园相亲想找一名中国老公。 她的要求是找一位王者荣耀百星野王（共同爱好），支持0彩礼。 自身条件是03年本科，会四国语言，月入5万。 这条件一发出，有些群体要彻底坐不住了。

Aight, just a heads up. I got attack by scammer right now. Probably by some data leak or something...if you see any suspicious post about me, citizen ID or related. Contact me-- I'm working with Cyber Police and Central Investigation Bureau at the moment... Let's see who will get caught first >:) let the game begin.