Nic Dobija-Nootens 🥤

Wrote about Olympic skateboarding bussin me over the head for @TheAtlantic theatlantic.com/culture/archiv…

Madars Apse likely has statues of himself in Latvia and the phone number of the Latvian king. He's like the Latvian Elvis.

@Jokamundo A good reminder for my business idea to bottle and sell NY tap water at $8 per bottle. Profits would be bussin

Just drank some tap after being home for 12 hours and holy shit, Cali and AZ, y'all gotta do somethin bout that fr

WWJD? Well he'd take the $3,000 net capital loss deduction, that's for sure

@FernBallew Do they still have the untoward ads in the back?

Gonna start leaving print editions of The Onion in little free libraries and change the course of a 10-year-old’s life forever

@cnkerr Thank you for keeping us in check. We thank you for your research.

A buzzcut and board sponsor change has blinded everyone to the fact that Dylan Jaeb has already toured America's Crust Belt for the video 'red white and blue', released on Free over a year ago. There was Super-8 footy of interstates and other Americana and everything...

@cnkerr first good news of the year

@noochens I just finally learned those actually!

should I make the pivot to video this time?

Clavicular makes Steve-O look like a pretty great role model At least Steve-O had skills (backflips, firebreathing, stapling genitals, dodging sharks). And inflicting bone deformities wasn't on the list!

@cnkerr Sickness 🤘

a sequence for "Old Clip Thursday," 2011ish in Birmingham, Alabama, at the Shoe Factory DIY

@cnkerr Thought this was Perry Park in AZ for a second

we are so back

@FernBallew Damn near rolled my ankle trying this at Wilson last month. Sneaky bastard

If you want to catch a nollie inward heelflip you’ve got to think like a nollie inward heelflip

@chrdarr I think it's clear: They are anti-no comply flips. Very sad to think L&W could be so closed minded.

@noochens Can't even tell what the analogy is supposed to imply about building the case

Law & Order writing staff used to have a skateboarder on it?? 🤔

@titsandbeerco That sucks. Hobbies are the solution to so many things.

@noochens My EX didn’t have any and that was part of the problem. She’d get cranky every time I went skating, so 2-3 times a week

If you skate and have a significant other/partner/spouse/boo, does that person have a hobby they are similarly passionate about? What is their hobby? My wife does weightlifting and it's starting to be a bigger part of her life, which is cool to see someone finding their passion

@Quesly2 Sick

@noochens Like 1980s Macintosh

@Quesly2 Cube-shaped Mac or 2000-era iMac?

@noochens my girl is into vintage computers she has a macintosh she fully restored

@grimcity Sick Need to fill out that Jeopardy application ASAP!

@noochens my wife reads and researches more than anyone i know... she could probably crush jeopardy. she's a former rn and her research usually deals w/medical topics that elude me, haha

@owhattheheck This a DIY spot or just pleasant architectural surprise?

A 4 second clip for your viewing pleasure

@cnkerr Vindication!

@noochens Allegedly.