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my top 5 horror movies: 1. me in love 2. checking my bank account 3. me in love 4. nostalgia 5. letting go

im sorry that im funny and my ass is fat and im a sweetheart

another mother's day where my cats didn't get me SHIT

this is what sneezing on a period feels like

my man is so patient teaching me c# I would have thrown me off of my balcony by now

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

My vibrator died now I’m gonna have to use my gun

the grabber

“you can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist

how it feels to go in the bathroom when ur the right amount of tipsy at the bar

I spent so much money to get more time with my dog that I could have had a down payment for a home 😅

he about to open the hell out of a small plates natural wine bar on dundas west

I miss having 2 grumpy old ladies barking at me everyday

my home feels so empty now

came home from our weekend getaway to a Sephora package on my desk I feel so spoiled 💘

this has been such a fun weekend I don’t want it to end I feel so lucky 💘

@Daya pls pls pls play ritual in Toronto I know it’s not on the set list but PLS

i hope this email kills us both instantly

I just instinctively got up from my desk to go give my dog a mid day kiss that’s it I’m jumping off of my balcony