caruso

This whole time I thought LDS stood for Larry David Seinfeld

May the 4th into Cinco de Mayo gotta be one of the best runs ever

battling a beer addiction

I’ve actually been wearing the Jack Harlow hat this whole time

@__cletus___ sounds like a guy i need to be going into business with

Guy with a hundred dollar portfolio who is worried about quantum computing

It’s the freakin squeekend

how many times have you asked the internet for help man

@__cletus___ For me they actually did its a whole thing they’re doing a news exposé on it

McDonald’s should pay a million dollars an hour

its a very serious one

@mybigcrack Good. Good…

I've gotten way stronger since our last encounter.

Yeah think I just saw some 35 year olds walk into the woods over there

@harriweinreb The question of the evening

The big arch burger implies the existence of the small arch burger/or lil’ arch burger

@2Josher nice TVs he’s got there

got that 24 karat ass ✨

battling an online chess addiction

This chess shit easy as friq

I’ll ride a bottle of hand soap into the GROUND