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@marklwalberg can u be mean to the boys on temptation island please

Having a high libido as a beautiful woman takes you to evil places where you shouldn’t even be.

@FlemilyEming from one vivid red head to another, I’d love to know how you keep your hair so vibrant / what dye you use! I’m currently using LimeCrime but I have to touch it up once every few weeks! Your hair is such goals! (Pic of my red head for proof)

HIGH SCHOOL graduation???????

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

@jarofpeanut @humanmisspiggy 😭😭😭😭

@humanmisspiggy Anna Bortion <3

sometimes I think about that time I was pregnant and I laugh real hard like HA what was that….

@HughJam91176025 Dm me

@nose_tylist I’d love some more pics x

Sprained my ankle riding a bike at night. Also fell probably 17 other times. One of the guys I was with took a video of me after I crashed down a hill into some bushes. I’m sure I’ll post that later.

@HughJam91176025 I’m hobblin!

@nose_tylist Can you walk? Do you need crutches?

@Anklesprainedl1 I can send you more pictures of it.. it’s very swollen.. If you hit my cashapp or Venmo.. 😝

@nose_tylist How's your ankle? I hope it's not too serious...

@Anklesprainedl1 Huuuuurts

I told my bf “I feel like I do pretty good at riding a bike, I just can’t turn very well, I have trouble stopping and I have trouble taking off sometimes too” and he said you just described every process of riding a bike

What the fuck is this movie about. I thought it was about the backrooms. Why is there a guy in a wheelchair clicking a light and a giant pirate man eating someone. Backrooms are just a big empty liminal space. What’s up with the fucking pirate.

Holding my friend’s baby knowing that in 15 years I’ll run into them at the grocery store and be like “I held you when you were a baby” and he’ll be like god this man is annoying

YUYEEEESSSSS

Ik this is edtwt shit but this made me laugh so hard

Just designed the perfect strip mall that will get exactly zero visitors each day

Peacock is such ASS

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

this underappreciated ancient text

how i look when i’m the only one in the group that wants to substance abuse