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Well done, Jono & Ellie. It has taken under an hour for you both to come off as bad as Jack & Tori. But I bet you went into this thinking you’d be such a ‘bad-ass new couple throwing shade in all the right places.’ Cringe really. #MAFSAU #MAFSAU

Like it is one thing to do what Jono did & start a relationship with Ellie, but it’s another to come in and treat Lauren like he is, as if SHE is the one who has done something wrong?! You didn’t much of a complaint about her up until she fucking called you out. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Were you crawling through hell on broken glass when you were fucking Lauren a week before the experiment ended, you fucking slimy prick? In the bin for you. #MAFS #MAFSAU

JUST FAKE IT?! Did Tori just confirm that they’re not for real? #MAFSAU

Cute to see Tori & Jack colour coordinated tonight. She’s in red, he IS red (in skin tone and flags) #MAFS #MAFSAU

What’s up with Tori’s chicken feet hands when she talks. #MAFS #MAFSAU

“A girl who makes their coffee order their personality isn’t my type of girl”… a girl who bags out other girls for simply enjoying things isn’t most people’s type of girl. #MAFS #MAFSAU

I’m not a fan of Tori at all, but Jack’s “clients” calling her basic don’t realise that being outwardly bitchy like that is also fucking basic behaviour. #MAFS #MAFSAU

So sick of these guys saying ‘my wife’ all the time. Firstly, they have names & identities that don’t just pertain to what they are to you & secondly, you’re not actually married fuckwit. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Jayden is 100% the type of guy to never listen but somehow remember every single thing you’ve ever said when in a fight to throw in your face in the future. It’s givinnnnnng manipulation. #MAFSAU #MAFS

Tori only having male friends checks out. #MAFS #MAFSAU

So… that’s worse for Jayden but ‘I’m gonna fuck your bestfriend while you watch or we won’t work this out’ is a fine ultimatum to make? #MAFS #MAFSAU

I’m not buying Jayden & Eden, like they’re constantly involving themselves in shit, clearly for airtime. This “fight” they’re having, yet are still sitting there on the couch holding hands. It’s just screaming “we’re boring and need to create drama for airtime” #MAFS #MAFSAU

“I just don’t wanna be involved anymore”… well did you try maybe not being involved then? #MAFS #MAFSAU

I get what Sara did was wrong but who the fuck made Jayden the judge, jury & executioner? Like pull your head out of your ass, fabio. #MAFSAU #MAFS

WHY WOULD ANYONE BE SCARED OF AN ELF?! This is my new life mantra when dealing with dumbasses. #MAFS #MAFSAU

“How do you think it made me feel?” YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DID THOSE THINGS?! Fucking idiot. Like, the brains are just not braining are they Jack. #MAFS #MAFSAU

All of Australia uncomfortably about to see Tristan have a pretty shitty end to an already shitty week. #MAFS #MAFSAU

@jpthepower Agreed. But if you’re so morally outraged by it, then say it with your chest.

@noshadeallT She's using it as a cover I'd say

If Jayden saw those messages though, why was there that whole clip last night of her telling him about the messages & who sent the message at the retreat? And no footage of them arguing? #MAFS #MAFSAU