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I'm a muslim first and foremost but immediately after that i'm a hater

@semiliquidfart Crazy

what my tuition teacher of 10th grade used to say and think he did something. then he killed himself because several girls came out accusing him of touching them inappropriately

@gyarahuskan Koi ho ya na ho i knew you would be active here.

im so sad to leave this place

Wtf man

@semiliquidfart Watched it for the first time cuz of ur tweet

that once upon a time in mumbai sultan mirza intro goes sooo hard

“No man steps in the same river twice, for its not the same river and he’s not the same man” is such a crazy quote.

My type is someone with a pretty smile and a retarded online presence

Pissed him off so bad he couldn’t argue without foaming up🤣🤣. Bro looked liked a pitbull🤣🤣🤣

Mfer smelled like piss and his comeback to some stupid shit was ‘youre in my country’. Bitch i pay more taxes than you and you still live with your mom.

Had an argument with a customer and i had to stand on business by going band for band with that mfer.

Started giving reality checks to mfers who think theyre better than me cuz they were born here.

@identity7heft Wo bhi

@noshitfq ohoho zaada gaand marwali

Ab toh ek coke ki can bhi choti lagne lagi hai.

Bhai gym me ate hi self esteem down hojata hai

My flirty ass just cooked for someone.

I hate people who ask for favors but won’t help you out when you need their help.

Mfers from the Caribbean put chola between two bhaturas and call it a double.

Idek how i get away with it. Ig its not a lie if u just add thoda sa masala here n there.

The way i lie to my managers about things i didn’t do just to make them happy is gonna be the reason why i get fired one day.

U miss every shot you dont take🗣️🗣️🗣️

I just shoot my shot for the love of the game.

My rizz is unmatched when i am around people who have no interest in me