Balderdash

A butterfly flaps its wings on the shores of the Chiang Jiang in China. A woman who bears a passing resemblance to Wendy Craig stumbles into a blackberry hedge. Is it a sign? No. She's been at the cider.

@GPB56 @Cricket_Ali Ah yes, interesting to see how he gets on tomorrow.

@Cricket_Ali @notDcfcBoss He batted today.

@Cricket_Ali Hi Ali, intrigued as to why Bashir isn’t playing. Any idea?

@Cricket_Ali Cheers Ali - ah missed that. What do you think? Jacks and Root and no Bash in the first test? Enjoy.

@notDcfcBoss fly in this weekend but see he’s listed in the Lions team

@OlsterB Will look out for that

@notDcfcBoss And staring in wonder at Micah Richards' fringe on MOTD, how does he do it? does he use one of those laser things that helps you put wallpaper up?

The football season is well and truly back evoking childhood memories of muddy knees, jumpers for goalposts and a fond yearning to visit Rwanda.

@1973GJWEcon She’s doing great thanks for asking. Bowling great, batting improved- couple of 30 nots this year. At a festival in Staffs soon

@notDcfcBoss Well, mate. Hope your daughter’s still loving her cricket…

Disappointed Gregg Wallace didn’t present the trophy. Chance missed.

@1973GJWEcon Alright Graham

@notDcfcBoss Welcome back..

@ramsreview1 Silence of the Rams

🎬If Derby County was a movie, what would the title be? #DCFC #dcfcfans

@timchambers321 @fletchsport Disappointing

@notDcfcBoss @fletchsport Not surprised he didn't read that out 🤣

@fletchsport Jonathan Agnew is discussing his freshly-serviced euphonium saying, ‘he cant’t wait to blow her tonight.’ Perhaps you and your fellow Kent commentator could also discuss on air things that you like to blow during the evening.

@fletchsport Great to hear you again. Here’s hoping for another good day for Derbys. (Mention that you can be contacted on Bluesky). Also, what are you having for dinner? Im having yakisoba noodles. (Banton out for 371).

@Cricket_Ali Super - it’s certainly more pleasant and quite a lot of ‘cricket people’ there. Regarding the test, very impressed with Bethell and O’ Rourke.

@notDcfcBoss Likewise! Have probably put more on here since (old habits etc) and slightly regretting, as it's another thing to update/distract. But does also seem a less polluted place, so may yet take the full leap

New account on Blue Sky ahead of England’s tour of New Zealand bsky.app/profile/ali-ma…

Here for the Bluesky discourse

Here we go:

Amazing that you can be convicted of 34 felony counts, keep delaying the court process and end up President. Truly is the land of opportunity. What a wonderful country. God bless America.

The size of him.

@KeithKSmith2 Yeah -could well be. Amazingly clear considering how old it must be.

@notDcfcBoss Keith Richards. 1965 I think.

Happy Birthday to #JohnnyMarr (with apologies to @notDcfcBoss)