Thomas Ross
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Thomas Ross
@notThomasRoss
If I'm stretching the truth, it's only because I've outgrown it.
Portland, OR Katılım Kasım 2010
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@matthewzapruder @zzpacker @adalimon Oh so THIS is what he's been training for. #P90XvsPoets #weightgate

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@TonyDPerez @SpeakerRyan @matthewzapruder @Tin_House I'm all in on changing the company line on him from "shit weasel" to "tragic corpse."
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"What I liked about Al-Anon was that no one gave me advice..." New #flashfiction by Nicole Simonsen: tinhouse.com/honest-open-wi…

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So if he's stretching the truth, it's only because he's outgrown it. bbc.com/news/world-us-…
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Hello! I'm a sentient widow's peak, I'm running against a mustache for #WI01 in 2018, and today I'm drawing my #hairlineinthesand.
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@IronStache Trust me, @IronStache, I still find plenty of time to "work the iron." #doyouevenlift???

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BOB LOBLAW SLOBS DON'S KNOB #RNCinCLE twitter.com/ScottBaio/stat…
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@Tin_House @MitchSJackson @Captain_Cle has his Skipper hat on already. (I'm Ginger, and will not hear otherwise.)
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@Kristen_Arnett I named them all, but @catielyoung is resisting some of my ideas. Worrisome quote: "BUT THESE ARE MY CHILDREN"
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Last question: "God and the veterans." #GOPDebate playing fast and loose with the definition of "question."
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