Thomas Ross

@AnnaKeesey @Tin_House I'M STILL AT LARGE

Thanks for a fun (early) night #AWP18

@matthewzapruder @zzpacker @adalimon Oh so THIS is what he's been training for. #P90XvsPoets #weightgate

@TonyDPerez @SpeakerRyan @matthewzapruder @Tin_House I'm all in on changing the company line on him from "shit weasel" to "tragic corpse."

"What I liked about Al-Anon was that no one gave me advice..." New #flashfiction by Nicole Simonsen: tinhouse.com/honest-open-wi…

So if he's stretching the truth, it's only because he's outgrown it. bbc.com/news/world-us-…

*fourth longest, excluding Joe Biden twitter.com/IronWidowsPeak…

Hello! I'm a sentient widow's peak, I'm running against a mustache for #WI01 in 2018, and today I'm drawing my #hairlineinthesand.

@IronStache Trust me, @IronStache, I still find plenty of time to "work the iron." #doyouevenlift???

@Tin_House What DO they like? We can change!

BOB LOBLAW SLOBS DON'S KNOB #RNCinCLE twitter.com/ScottBaio/stat…

@Tin_House And they told us pink on blue couldn't be done! #naysayers #alwaysonbrand #thsw

@Captain_Cle @ruthmadievsky y'all mean autoerotic, right?

... vs how I actually feel after #awp16

How I am presenting after #awp16 ...

Jonathan Taylor Solder Spy #90sABook

@Tin_House @MitchSJackson @Captain_Cle has his Skipper hat on already. (I'm Ginger, and will not hear otherwise.)

Can you get a contact high from anaesthesia? Because Ben Carson definitely has that.

@Kristen_Arnett I named them all, but @catielyoung is resisting some of my ideas. Worrisome quote: "BUT THESE ARE MY CHILDREN"

@catielyoung So, so deeply worried about you right now.

Last question: "God and the veterans." #GOPDebate playing fast and loose with the definition of "question."