Reddy

Matched with the same girl across three different apps over 5 years. First year she was on tinder with the job title as an AD, year 3 she was on hinge as a producer, and this year she's on bumble as executive at zee5. We may never work out but I'm really happy for her careerwise

Saw on insta that an ex of mine went to woodside and I audibly went "You dare!"

I wanna be rich enough to not have to take work calls at the airport. really poor people behavior to be yelling at your phone on the escalator.

Mark is low key kinda of a cool name

The dumbest people doing the dumbest shit - The show!

omgfriday

finding newer and dumber ways to want what i cant have. like waking up at 35 and wanting to be an astronaut

i am the king of eventually

What is the opposite of when you manifest something

I'm convinced some of these weird, showy, absurd 'We are Hiring' posts from blr start ups aren't actually hiring, they are just trying to go viral so you hear about their largely unimpressive start ups.

Finally figured out how to mark emails as unread on my phone. Pretty excited about the possibilities.

Breakfast pastas

Even when they don't post them at all, it's super obvious when a woman is on vacation with a man

Throwing your own birthday party is hard.

It makes sense that the Japanese would be amazing at pasta

One of the worst things of the ocean of singleness is -while you often get to to fall in love, with its butterflies, & texting & discovery - you almost never get to be in love, with its comfort & routines & safety. Always newness never stillness. I wish the world was quieter.

Got the exact right amount of exercise today somehow.

I hope no one famous dies the day I die. I'd hate to split the attention.

Waking up with general anxiety is bad but waking up with one specific full fleshed out anxious thought may be so much worse.

@rohit14_ @idesofavril @JohnMayer Dude. His band mate and mentor died. He's going back to LA for the funeral and memorial concert.

@idesofavril @JohnMayer Lost like 20k cause sir decided to reschedule his concert last minute without a reason

I wish nothing but the worst for you, @JohnMayer. Will be there celebrating each of your low moments from today.

this month has already been too long