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OH MY GOD @DashySZN 🤯

@OpTicTexas @daltoosh bruuuuucceeeee

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD 1 MORE #TooshTakeover #BrickbyBrick

@AllbrightNFL ‘known affairs’ that you can’t name a little different than the vrabel situation

Vrabel will be coaching week 1 unless he decides not to. If an (alleged) affair was enough to get a coach fired, about half the league over the last 20 years would’ve been fired. I’m not gonna sit here and name names, but there are dozens of just the known affairs out there.

@ReelRebel_ people don’t realize how big space is

Ok... so, honest question: When Spacer Racer fires off a shot, when does it stop?

May the Fourth be with you today! 🙌 @CALEBcsw x @ChicagoBears

BREAKING NEWS: Cleveland Browns outside linebacker Vontae Mack has announced he is retiring. Mack spent 12 seasons in the league, mostly as a situational pass rusher in his rookie season, but then was relegated to special teams, where he played with his BFF, David GD Putney. Vontae was controversially selected six spots ahead of Bo Callahan, who went on to lead the Seattle Seahawks to three-straight Super Bowls and won the Walter Payton Man of the Year award in 2018 after all his teammates finally went to his birthday party. Mack was taken by former Browns GM Sonny Weaver Jr., who unexpectedly stepped down after scandalous news broke out about inappropriate relations with a staff member.

imagine unmuting and replying "nothing on my end" from here

@kirawontmiss there’s a pretty big on in the upper right

don’t cook me for this but why we can’t see any stars?

@BigDaddyJeiro so much autotune

@ShitpostRock2 squirrel

What animal would Jesus even be in Zootopia?

@xevekiah apathetic

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

@0x45o because its impossible for humans to conceptualize

yall have no idea how big and empty space is

@allfiredoves scared of the algorithm now because i was wondering the same thing 5 minutes ago

i wonder what i was doing at the exact time this was taken

@barstoolsports ai responses and a request for an ai response... what happened to the app i love

BREAKING: Elizabeth Hurley Posts Herself Topless To Officially Declare "Spring Has SPRUNG" And Also Commands Everyone To "CREAM UP" s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…

@TGM_007 chemistry physics and probability

the concept of life on earth will forever break my brain cause how do you even explain a sentient civilization on a floating rock orbiting a random star racing through an endless sea of nothingness 💀

@TechJacket01 maybe understands the best way to hurt mark isn't just by killing him, but by killing the people around him first

Guys is there some previous beef between them that I missed out on? Because why was he going for Oliver for literally all of the fight

@CharlieMor44373 @Jrock196574 @ysljennii the statement 'time works differently on different planets/galaxies' was incorrect because time works the same everywhere... the physics don't change. The rate of time experienced varies based on relative velocity and gravitational field strength

@notacap @Jrock196574 @ysljennii It absolutely is, stronger gravity causes time to pass by slower because of gravitational time dilation

The creators of this film had to have had known something that we don’t.