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"How do you grow up listening to punk and hip-hop and still end up a bootlicker?" It's not for me to answer. Anyway, I've just stumbled into a rock-rap banger titled ELEVATOR MUSIC that will be released a week from now and that, incidentally, I wrote. I've been allowed by myself to pre-launch it here on Twitter because — I regret to inform you — it slaps. The track's been flagged as a workplace hazard, a productivity risk, and frankly the most fun anyone's had getting fired. Please listen at your earliest convenience and forward to your coworkers if you're trying to get yourself shitcanned. Compliance is not mandatory, but honestly, look at the cover. The band rips, and they're KNOWN 2 POLICE.

Sick of inspirational quotes? Trying to manifest your way out of hell? Introducing EXPIRATIONAL, a rock-rap inspired by every Hallmark-core boomer meme your nana has ever forwarded you. Written by myself and played by KNOWN 2 POLICE, this song will wean you off your plushies in a snap. THAT'S RIGHT! For the price of zero dollars and zero cents, EXPIRATIONAL delivers everything your morning routine promised — if you weren't sleeping. Forward to your friend in monk mode and receive, absolutely free, the crushing realization that hard work does not, in fact, pay off. Which of course you already know. Watch the video. Stream EXPIRATIONAL on Spotify TODAY. Hurry while supplies last! Every storm will pass, and so will you and me. Disclaimer: EXPIRATIONAL is not a substitute for therapy or a girlfriend. Results may vary. Happiness not included.

"How do you grow up listening to punk and hip-hop and still end up a bootlicker?" It's not for me to answer. Anyway, I've just stumbled into a rock-rap banger titled ELEVATOR MUSIC that will be released a week from now and that, incidentally, I wrote. I've been allowed by myself to pre-launch it here on Twitter because — I regret to inform you — it slaps. The track's been flagged as a workplace hazard, a productivity risk, and frankly the most fun anyone's had getting fired. Please listen at your earliest convenience and forward to your coworkers if you're trying to get yourself shitcanned. Compliance is not mandatory, but honestly, look at the cover. The band rips, and they're KNOWN 2 POLICE.

"How do you grow up listening to punk and hip-hop and still end up a bootlicker?" It's not for me to answer. Anyway, I've just stumbled into a rock-rap banger titled ELEVATOR MUSIC that will be released a week from now and that, incidentally, I wrote. I've been allowed by myself to pre-launch it here on Twitter because — I regret to inform you — it slaps. The track's been flagged as a workplace hazard, a productivity risk, and frankly the most fun anyone's had getting fired. Please listen at your earliest convenience and forward to your coworkers if you're trying to get yourself shitcanned. Compliance is not mandatory, but honestly, look at the cover. The band rips, and they're KNOWN 2 POLICE.

"How do you grow up listening to punk and hip-hop and still end up a bootlicker?" It's not for me to answer. Anyway, I've just stumbled into a rock-rap banger titled ELEVATOR MUSIC that will be released a week from now and that, incidentally, I wrote. I've been allowed by myself to pre-launch it here on Twitter because — I regret to inform you — it slaps. The track's been flagged as a workplace hazard, a productivity risk, and frankly the most fun anyone's had getting fired. Please listen at your earliest convenience and forward to your coworkers if you're trying to get yourself shitcanned. Compliance is not mandatory, but honestly, look at the cover. The band rips, and they're KNOWN 2 POLICE.

"How do you grow up listening to punk and hip-hop and still end up a bootlicker?" It's not for me to answer. Anyway, I've just stumbled into a rock-rap banger titled ELEVATOR MUSIC that will be released a week from now and that, incidentally, I wrote. I've been allowed by myself to pre-launch it here on Twitter because — I regret to inform you — it slaps. The track's been flagged as a workplace hazard, a productivity risk, and frankly the most fun anyone's had getting fired. Please listen at your earliest convenience and forward to your coworkers if you're trying to get yourself shitcanned. Compliance is not mandatory, but honestly, look at the cover. The band rips, and they're KNOWN 2 POLICE.

"How do you grow up listening to punk and hip-hop and still end up a bootlicker?" It's not for me to answer. Anyway, I've just stumbled into a rock-rap banger titled ELEVATOR MUSIC that will be released a week from now and that, incidentally, I wrote. I've been allowed by myself to pre-launch it here on Twitter because — I regret to inform you — it slaps. The track's been flagged as a workplace hazard, a productivity risk, and frankly the most fun anyone's had getting fired. Please listen at your earliest convenience and forward to your coworkers if you're trying to get yourself shitcanned. Compliance is not mandatory, but honestly, look at the cover. The band rips, and they're KNOWN 2 POLICE.

"How do you grow up listening to punk and hip-hop and still end up a bootlicker?" It's not for me to answer. Anyway, I've just stumbled into a rock-rap banger titled ELEVATOR MUSIC that will be released a week from now and that, incidentally, I wrote. I've been allowed by myself to pre-launch it here on Twitter because — I regret to inform you — it slaps. The track's been flagged as a workplace hazard, a productivity risk, and frankly the most fun anyone's had getting fired. Please listen at your earliest convenience and forward to your coworkers if you're trying to get yourself shitcanned. Compliance is not mandatory, but honestly, look at the cover. The band rips, and they're KNOWN 2 POLICE.

"How do you grow up listening to punk and hip-hop and still end up a bootlicker?" It's not for me to answer. Anyway, I've just stumbled into a rock-rap banger titled ELEVATOR MUSIC that will be released a week from now and that, incidentally, I wrote. I've been allowed by myself to pre-launch it here on Twitter because — I regret to inform you — it slaps. The track's been flagged as a workplace hazard, a productivity risk, and frankly the most fun anyone's had getting fired. Please listen at your earliest convenience and forward to your coworkers if you're trying to get yourself shitcanned. Compliance is not mandatory, but honestly, look at the cover. The band rips, and they're KNOWN 2 POLICE.

"How do you grow up listening to punk and hip-hop and still end up a bootlicker?" It's not for me to answer. Anyway, I've just stumbled into a rock-rap banger titled ELEVATOR MUSIC that will be released a week from now and that, incidentally, I wrote. I've been allowed by myself to pre-launch it here on Twitter because — I regret to inform you — it slaps. The track's been flagged as a workplace hazard, a productivity risk, and frankly the most fun anyone's had getting fired. Please listen at your earliest convenience and forward to your coworkers if you're trying to get yourself shitcanned. Compliance is not mandatory, but honestly, look at the cover. The band rips, and they're KNOWN 2 POLICE.