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Nvmn my Instagram is back you can miss me w this bullshit

I don’t have access to Instagram for 3-4 business days so I guess this is what we’re doing until then. Fuuuuck

My neck hurt & my back hurt & I’m smoking heavy

I just unfollowed Dave Portnoy on IG & I feel really good about myself for it

Flexing this on every social media outlet I can. I am the man

I lost 30 pounds

Normalize telling strangers in the gym when their form is incredibly wrong

Anyways what’s going on w u guys

Ryan Gosling doesn’t eat pussy because it makes him claustrophobic which I had no idea was a synonym for homosexual until now ?

At least I hate my job

If I don’t start a podcast in 2024…I won’t be mad, I’ll be disappointed

I said I wasn't fuckin around willis

@emclanc 🤝

My Face ID on my iPhone recognizes me best when there’s a joint in my mouth

I always knew I was a subtweeter

I guess I love X now

A person I care about a whole lot reminded me that I used to love Twitter

Wishing everyone a safe & blessed #June2 🎥🎥🎥

Planning a festival since December just for it to pour on the first day is like a completely different form of disappointment lol