milk carton angel

i make clown content on instagram so lmk if you want the name!! just trust that you’re missing out if you don’t join me in my folly!!

i’ve never looked better

got any games on your phone?

what you’ve missed while i’ve been out here clowning around

patron gay of saints

i can’t believe twitter died

i have become a bloody mary girlie 🙈 it’s lunch in a drink 🤷🏼‍♀️

bought this clown thinking it was just a cute statue turns out it’s a decanter and some idiot glued his hat on so he can decant anymore

i miss when morning talk show hosts would drink at 10 am yes i’m talking to you kathie lee and hoda

i hate that they make space heaters too good now because when you do cover them with a blanket they stop working for hours i just want to recreate the feeling of laying on top of the heat vent as a child so bad

how you’ll find me waiting for the @nbabybell @vertigovinylga releases to ship.

i’m nosy so whenever i pull into my driveway i know my neighbor never has his blinds closed so i like to take a quick drive by glance at what he’s watching and today it was porn

i get so annoyed when tow truck drivers asked me what happened like what are you gonna repair it for me instead?? idk what happened im not a mechanic

car broke down on the freeway i need a christmas miracle bad 😭

@tasx____ he’s so sweet

ty burrell was at my work today and i was the only person that recognized him

i received a box full of stuff mom had in her filing cabinet (we had the same handwriting in our childhood)

big hair bigger pussy