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Most people would live in America if they had the chance. And people who don’t live in America are jealous of Americans.

Ion think females understand how they make us feel

what do yall know about real love and soulmates

you had to be there

an ugly man serial liking your instagram stories feels like being chased in the woods

People who “nearly missed” their flight just didn’t get to the airport early enough. I have never even come close to missing a flight in my entire life. No way would a passport queue be a problem if you had arrived in good time.

Sisters friend broke up with her boyfriend and has been texting me. Did I fold or save this

this was the crash out of the century you just had to be there