Not The Big Biscuit

The day I realized pony wagons was my destiny. #morrismanitobastampede

Looking for the high tech redneck. I'm gonna tie him to my lawn chair send him around Stampede park 3 times. See how he likes it

If Les says fashionable one more fucking time I'm going to loose it!!!

Brian called. Said Jamie's hurt again. Westjet better have those fuckin gravy filled donuts or they can find someone else to drive.

Back in the pony wagon box folks. I'm fumble fucking these lines worse than my first bra strap.

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@DKlimachkova1 @astolbovaa1 where do I sign up

Caption this. @chuckwagons08 @thebigbiscut #cpca #golftournament #womenofthewagons

I see Debolt has WPCA quality horses for sale. I wonder if they're the same ones he ran dead last with in the run off?

@jennajameson thanks for following me. I promise the Biscuit won't let you down.

Nice out at Turtle Lake today. My old man forgot his swim trunks. He said we're from Manitoba son, we don't use em

Just signed up on tinder. Anything over 40 I'll be swiping right. Look out Turtleford Cougars I'm coming in hot!!

Had a Meadow lake girl in my camper lastnight. "She said kiss me where is stinks". So I drove her to Green Lake.

This packing up moving bs is tiring me out. Wonder if Jamie will fall out again so I can just drive his outfit? #goodolddays

Had me a hellava time while the boys were in Calgary. "Of course I got them horses on the truck Dally......."

Congrats to Double D on the day money run. Bout time you started taking my advice. #cookiedrivingschool

Had a nice Frog lake girl paint me with butter last night. I think there's still a piece of bannock in my arse crack.

Tried dragging a porta potty closer to my camp. I think the chief ordered them to be chained to the ground when I pulled in.

Chubby chip n dales top of my liner tonight after races ladies. Bring lotion

Frog lake girl stopped in thought it was the Glass camp. I had this paint job first mofos.