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@notcainer

banned from hinge for having a fat ass

New York, NY Katılım Ağustos 2009
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so unbothered rn
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Club de combat and Alarico tonight 🥰
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I’ve literally had Katy Perry stuck in my head for two days thanks to a stupid joke I made to @shecallmemyron
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Nothing like my boss making me cry at 4:45 on a Friday before my bday weekend
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This is gonna be the sleeper event of mmw
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Cristian Gatti@cristiangatti99·
everyone with “Actin’ Tough” the second miami music week ends
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@golesmusic Oh my god??? I was not tuned into his lore like this Jesus
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Which dj is going to be brave enough to remix lemon pound cake
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@golesmusic Afroman’s house got raided so he made a series of music videos making fun of the cops, they recently sued him for defamation and lost youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo?si…
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goles@golesmusic·
@notcainer turn me onto game pls i have no idea what this is referencing
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Ben Burgis@BenBurgis·
I would absolutely watch a two-hour documentary about this case.
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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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@semisauced Is there any good day to be from Edmonton tho…
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David@semisauced·
ITS ANOTHER BAD DAY TO BE FROM EDMONTON
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Cristian Gatti
Cristian Gatti@cristiangatti99·
•Wide Awake by Chris Stussy (Ft. Tom Did It) is the new release of the week. This one’s a summer anthem. I am so excited for the Chris Stussy album. •Funky Bassline by Marc Houle (Beltran Remix) is the new remix of the week. •Underground by Nick Curley (Danny P & Caleb Laurenson Remix) is one of the underrated releases of the week. Caleb Laurenson 📈📈📈📈 •Teach You Desire (EP) by IDEMI is the other underrated release of the week. Holy shit is “Teach You Desire” an incredible track. Other new releases to check out: •Shinjuku – Franky Rizardo •Actin’ Tough – Dean Turnley •Professor X – Marco Strous (Ft. Rusko) •One More – Max Styler (Solomun Remix) •Can’t Deny – bullet tooth & Locklead •Shamans Vision (EP) – Hidde Van Wee •Gateway 01 (EP) – MADMINDS VA •Morning Coffee - GUDFELLA (Ft. Jitwam) •Wild - SIDEPIECE •Push Up On Me - Archie Hamilton & Cecelia •Trip Guide (EP) - Toni B & JATO •Revolution - Nic Fanciulli •Double Header (EP) - Danny Snowden •Want This - VNSSA & Keith Mackenzie
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@ok_hardo They’re actually gonna do slam poetry
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ok_hardo@ok_hardo·
i hope prospa plays music tmr
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melis ♥️ 🔜 @NYC 🎧🎵🔥
It finally happened, I've been promoted at my job. More pay, a couple perks, and a parking spot ✅️✅️✅️🥂
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@dudesinthebooth Also knowing that the bachelor franchise has been known to have an insane application process with various checks on mental health and prior history this getting through all that is insane to me. They are not gonna be able to recover from this
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@notcainer Ngl as someone who’s been through an abusive relationship, that video was a TOUGH watch and I can’t believe production on both shows kept kept rolling as long as they did knowing that existed
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cainer@notcainer·
If ABC just listened to anything the viewers had to say we could’ve avoided this bachelorette fiasco all together
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cainer@notcainer·
Taylor Frankie Paul and Morgan Wallen should date so they can throw chairs at each other
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