twistidd fate

Sorry, I can't French kiss right now I just ate 3 bowls of captain crunch and the top of my mouth is destroyed

Absolutely nothing to smile about today @juliancomeau

Crazy how 2 of my friends have the same birthday and look exactly alike, wonder why that is

This is your sign to take control of your weekend @juliancomeau

Gonna go to thrift and look for more cows today, will keep u updated on what I find

Today marks 3 years and approximately 40+ times that this has been posted @juliancomeau

It sure is dude @juliancomeau

Happy Friday y'all @juliancomeau

#throwbackthursday don't worry guys, @juliancomeau is here to help

New fancy drinks started at work so feel free to stop by and end it all

#throwbackthursday oh. Hi. Arguably one of the most iconic "what if it was pop punk" that @juliancomeau has ever made

New loveless music will fix everything maybe probably @juliancomeau

The week is almost over guys @juliancomeau

The only reason I'm okay with a sighted person being cast as toph in the Netflix atla is because of s2e6 "even though I was born blind I never had a problem seeing, I see with earthbending"

It is Wednesday my dudes @juliancomeau

I can't k********f bc I don't trust anyone to take over and continue the cornemoji legacy

Being responsible adult lately, including but not limited to finding an organization/resources for disabled ppl that will buy me fancy $300 work shoes and also I made buffalo chicken dip

Not really sure what grip strength is but the stabby stab Dr was very impressed that it was 25 kilo I am Very Strong

It is Tuesday my friends @juliancomeau

Every 90 days I have to request off work for get Botox and not 1 single coworker misses me I am clearly very appreciated at work but it's ok mackies sux anyway

Gotta check my "on repeat" to see if new single "landslide" by LA based pop punk band loveless is before or after crazy frog will keep u updated