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Lorraine Kelly is feeling “lost and flat” after brutal ITV cost-cutting has left her struggling with life without her long-term team. Her show has been slashed to just 30-minute episodes and will only air for 30 weeks a year instead of 52. Several close colleagues, including stand-in presenters Ranvir Singh and Christine Lampard, have been axed. The 66-year-old is facing the longest time off TV in her entire 40-year career. A source said her old team was like a “second family” and she’s now “pining” for them.

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