gayley williams

beginning of the end of the decade decade

omg she’s buying tiktok yall

@vivianssecrets are we just going to ignore whatever is going on here

Luigi Mangione smiling in court today

bf said he’d pay my rent for xmas praise the lord baby jesus amen 🙏

tr*mp supporter coworker telling me how his teeth look better now that he brushes them every day. oh, i bet

had a nightmare that some gay told me that my ass wasn’t even fat 😞

@sidequestpapi mwah thank u so much 💋

i’m afraid the time has come to de*ctivate y’all 😞 it was fun while it lasted be sure to follow me on bluesky 💋 @notjax.bsky.social

Breaking: California Gov. Gavin Newsom just called for a legislative special session to be held in Sacramento on Dec. 2, just weeks before Trump takes office, "to safeguard California values and fundamental rights in the face of an incoming Trump administration." It will initially focus on funding state litigation around Trump administration actions that might impact civil liberties, reproductive rights, immigrant protections and climate action in the state. nytimes.com/2024/11/07/us/…

daily affirmations for the next four years

need a bald man to let me rub his head like a magic 8 ball

go ahead and make it a 3 finger combo 🤲

Mike Litterus

i’ve got two straps and a dream 🫶

ITS REAL LEO SEASON YALL. SORRY TO THE UGLIES AND THE LOSERS 😝

Kamala's coalition will include - Mainstream Democrats - Radicalized K-Hive - Bernie revanchists - Hillary, after 3 bottles of wine - Young people who have adopted "coconut tree" as a verbal twitch This is the most united the Democratic Party has been in years

guys, it's a 900 page document that you put on the internet for anyone to access.

BREAKING: #California bans school districts from outing LGBTQ+ students #NOH8

stream dauntless manifesto 🫶

accidentally let my man give me head after he ate jalapeños 😍