gene parmesan 🦖

i would be so good at men’s sports bc i’m such a good actress i can make anything look like a foul

If I ever get murdered DO NOT go to the cops, I want the Julia Louis Dreyfus sheep handling the case

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

Mopple from ‘THE SHEEP DETECTIVES’ visits the Criterion Closet

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act

summer making everyone around finally alive is actually electric everyone is smiling and vibing and OUTSIDE

Today marks the 78th anniversary of the Nakba (catastrophe), during which more than 750,000 Palestinians were expelled and over 400 villages were destroyed to establish the State of Israel.

me seeing the first song i ever streamed on spotify

At rock bottom do you want anything

got her chain snatched by paige in the afternoon and posted up with the grand wizard of the klan. ✌🏾

least surprising thing ever

actually she’d think i’m full of shit

growing older does indeed give you more perspective!!!! if only my teenage self could see me now

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

using a standing desk is crazy like what am i doing up here?

when did outlook quietly get rid of the d in FWD?

When you have the met gala at 5 but a ticket for the liberty game at 7

older lady stopped me today and said i really hate tattoos but like yours. thanks… i guess!

i never know how much to peel an onion before cutting it i simply let the onion tell me

there are leland palmers everywhere for those with eyes to see