Mads

Beyonce: “Drop the new music.” Me:

i love how delusional we are

Beyoncé at the #SuperBowl in Las Vegas.

Me when Usher took his shirt off

happy Wicked trailer day to them

The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

I know Jay-Z was somewhere GEEKED. Your bloodline performing with your WIFE, one of the best performers of all time, and throwing up your hand sign while on stage with thousands of people, in your city. Sickening.

texting your parents be like:

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 18 Oct 2010 (via @twi_age).

girls, don’t let them scare you about getting older. i’m 10x cooler now than i was at age 23 and i literally promise you are only getting cooler

@24tstank Take Mavis to dog parks

@24tstank Yesuhhh!

I always thought I wouldn’t be a pup cup person if I ever got a dog but…I get Parker pup cups and I love to and it’s joyous all around….. sorry!!!!!!!!!!!

@24tstank “UR PP!” Plzzzzzzz 😭😭😂

@nicoleH6420 Who would’ve ever thought, right?! But it’s the best EVAAAA

Hearing my dog snore brings me such INTENSE joy. It doesn’t happen the whole time she’s sleeping, just sometimes, and WOO it’s cute

People hate late people but I love them