maddy

im gonna cry thinking about how im graduating this month and losing my spotify student subscription

@btinbtech If i cant see you cant see me ahh cat

the category is poorly hidden cat

@nanapanini This was exactly how I speedran an eating disorder 😀

Challengers definitely passes the Inverse Bechdel Test: two men talk only about a woman and the woman talks only about tennis

@sysifuss Sometimes you gotta close a door to open a window

meet my very chaotic 4 year old baby sister

@btinbtech Her blackbird cover :')

Cowboy Carter is making me so emotional 🥹 Beyoncé when I catch you!!!!!

@btinbtech Pain?! I felt pain once. I was protesting against big pharma. They locked me in the room. A laborotory room, with mice, chemicals & rlly bad books. Bad books brings me pain. Pain?! I felt pain once, I was protesting against big pharma. They locked me in the room.

Guys do you ever feel like pain

Barbie book better than the movie

Shower Food Review 71: Whole Peking Duck - I took some time off to just relax. Each day I try to improve myself but I realized if you keep pushing the envelope one day it's going to break. Anyways this was one of the most decadent meals I've ever eaten in the shower. 10/10

@sysifuss w mom

took my mom out to dinner and she set her phone up against the centrepiece to attend a youtube live session for yoga and fitness

BROKE but want to TRAVEL? Here's how you do it! A thread 🧵:

@duolingo thank youuu 🫡❤️

@notmaddyfosho We've repaired your streak as a one-time courtesy.

Hey @duolingo, had a minor slip and lost my streak. Back on track now, but could we reinstate it? I’ve heard rumors about Duo’s ‘intense’ motivation methods, and I’d like to assure my family they’re safe! 😅

@duolingo MadhavRajesh

@notmaddyfosho Hi! May I please have your username?

The Wii bowling edit is CRAZY😭😭😭

I just sneezed while peeing and thought my penis exploded

‘TED 2’ star Tom Brady has officially retired after 23 seasons.

If HBO’s The Last of Us’ apocalypse started in 2003, that means they never got to see Shrek 2 (2004). They may be surviving on that show, but are they really living if they haven’t seen Shrek 2?

@sukritiimathur Yes 100%.

is kochi biennale worth it

@crabypaby Lol had me laughing out loud

Lol why do tech bros say lol at the start and end of every sentence lol.

Why is this professor talking about Moore's law? I'm a computer science student, not a law student.