notmarkie
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notmarkie
@notmarkietwt
i make videos about underground rap on youtube
United States Katılım Eylül 2018
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@notmarkietwt yessir man, i saw you at the show but wasn’t able to to come up to you because i was getting videos for media pass. love the videos bro❤️
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just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at
like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card. type of girl carti would have.
we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag. aura farming effortlessly.
then music gets brought up, she says it
“i listen to music”
my ears PERKED up
i played it cool. i said “oh nice, have you listened to playboi carti?”
she said “yeah he’s got that song with the weeknd”
and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool” and gotten her number
but i am not a normal person
my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what’s your favorite song off WLR?”
she looked confused
i kept going
“v1 or v2? do I need to spell it out for you? how many times have you listened to it in one sitting consecutively? where were you when it dropped? have you been able to experience another album even similar to it? on a scale of 1-10 how much of a vamp are you?”
she laughed nervously and said “what”
and i said “rap track 3 for me rn”
she said “what”
and i said “so you haven’t even heard MUSIC?”
she said “I literally have apple music downloaded.”
the vibe was GONE
just vanished. nuked. just like that bald guys presence lately.
her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.
i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to listen to music and not have heard the greatest album to have ever existed
my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked just like your ex what happened”
i said “she said she liked music and couldn’t even name 3 songs on WLR”
he said “so?”
SO???
i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this
she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind
could’ve had her number
she could’ve been the mother of my children
COULD’VE.
but now at least she knows i know real music
and honestly that’s worth more

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bro is avoiding the haircut video incident all over again 😭
HerStar@lxlvsh0t
🚨KEN CARSON FINALLY GOT A RETWIST😭🔥
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ragebait used to be believeable ✌🏻
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