mark wazowski

@crustacean101 this is tylenol

bouta take this perc 500

@crustacean101 why is there just a loose washer inside your toilet

we in it

why they wear shoes inm the house

you're playing to your strengths and not mine :/

book that's just made of dust and is gone when u blow

mud is dirt plus water

professional ≠ expert

@fawnncel Hello Umthat cannot be an original experience because someone was on the other end ♥

did anyone else role play in youtube nightcore livestreams when they were younger or is that an original experience

@femcellord aren't u the one who made the choid word

just me and my nothing #incel versus the world

If i was a fish id hide under logs, rocks, banks, water, etc.

@ChoppedTown i cry every time

Putting on Hair Conditioner is a very stressful experience who agreees

adrenaline junkie vs guy with anxiety

@thatgreenracc what if i dont have temu app

They selling your girl pussy on Temu. $1.89 for an hour

@plopadop evil burger

@CognitveWarfare he lowk did take like 6 months to pay me but tbf the product in question had to be laboriously fixed by me so it's really a toss up

had to oppurtunity to get an extra $200 from my friend but idid the right thing

"what if there's like an evil cloth"

3d stands for 3 dimension

eating potato and leek soup