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@rottenlime_site "actually it releases now"

New look at ‘PLANKTON: THE MOVIE’ The film releases on Netflix on March 7.

@dasyu_zoomer Grass is always greener on the other side

I’ll prefer this over Indian Summers

@gavinrbrown1 Youu mean in this valley

Gradient descent does not work. I will die on this hill.

@Sparsh209 Got it via post

It’s been two years since I graduated, and I still haven’t taken my degree from college. I don’t even think it’s necessary to go get it. it’s literally useless. Have you taken yours?

@rekdt daddy systemctl restart life.service

There’s nothing technical stopping you from aliasing sudo to daddy

@VazeKshitij Don't know about gameplay wise but optimization wise, it is indeed a goated game. Runs smooth on even potato devices

Call of Duty Mobile is the best mobile game of all time.

@Reyven_X @tii_bag @isaack317650 Ig humor doesn't exist in africa

@notme_cr @tii_bag @isaack317650 Makes sense

Bananas are such convenient fruits like no chopping or washing needed, not sticky, no juice dripping around and they come with their own biodegradable packaging. A 10/10 in my books

@ShriramKMurthi @dasanil Some of the answers were vague and didn't really answer what that question asked.

@dasanil Correct. The response says as much about the respondents as about him.

I don’t think he answered all the questions correctly.

@tii_bag @isaack317650 It's for those who eat it alongside the peel

@isaack317650 Why would you wash a banana

@Sakshi50038 You guys are getting rejection mails???

Final year students inbox right now!!

@GreentextWizard Why does this post have only 2 comments

@RiseBharata You start sweating if you move away from fan for 20 seconds

India Is The Hottest Country On Earth Right Now (we are cooked😭)

@Manish_8318 @namita_dhar1 😂 kyuki uske 🦷itne aage the usse woh JCB ki tarah khadda khod sakta tha 😭

Suggest a Hindu name for a boy letter starts with "F" word..? N.B. - There is no hate to any other religion.🙏🏻

@Sukhirahe Sigma gemini

Wtf gemini, I'm Crying for hours 😭

@Michaeldudufudu Today I got a dream where i was back to school, during the lecture time visited a 'hangout place outside' and once returned, my teeth started falling off ☠️. Along with me 2 more students who visited their had their teeths fall 😂

my goodness

@stonale213 @asishcodes Had us in the first half, ngl

@asishcodes Its not that difficult. I earn $15k per month . I am AI freelancer and just started last year after graduating. So all that income is just from 1 year of experience. I am also a pretty good liar.

How do you earn that much? Even senior Google engineers in India don't make that. It seems fishy that you'd worry about $800 while earning $9.5k, especially when $800 requires so much time on X. Also I couldnt find your name on the GSoC website despite it being in your portfolio.

@manish__aman Spent over 4,00,000 Rs on google pay (over a few years) and the total cashback is 121 Rs 🐐

Paid ₹440 through UPI got cashback of ₹40. Guess the App.

@claudeai 🐐 Your job is in danger

Introducing Claude Opus 4.7, our most capable Opus model yet. It handles long-running tasks with more rigor, follows instructions more precisely, and verifies its own outputs before reporting back. You can hand off your hardest work with less supervision.

AI infact can match this level of quality. Humans: 2 days AI: 15 minutes