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The lady at the front desk of the hotel stopped me while I was leaving with the room's complementary mini-fridge and I was like do you even work here dude?
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Tipsy Rose Blanchard
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Tipsy Rose Blanchard
@notnathanroe
Rock Flag and Eaaaggglllleee
Katılım Aralık 2015
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I'd like to be a hippo, because then I'd have a really good chance of not getting eaten by a hippo
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Explaining the most useless car feature right now and I think hes 100% correct
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MN has become a statewide crime scene thanks to Tim Walz and his radical anti-police and pro-criminal policies. As a former police officer, Pete Stauber is fighting to make our neighborhoods safe. Will you add your name to do the same?
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Republicans in Washington: WAKE UP!
You’re losing on THE most important issue in America: the economy.
But there are solutions…see my video, polling, and article 👇
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Hey DJ! Turn that shit down a little bit, please, thanks
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@southsideirv As a 27 year old, one thing I'd recommend is to start diggin in your butt, twin
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Mature men who are 25+, please drop one piece of advice to men who are 18 to 24.
This can be about anything! 👑
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In Ted's defense, if he couldn't be away during a preventable disaster happening in his state under his watch, he'd never be able to vacation!
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
Ted Cruz Was Vacationing in Europe as Emergency Crews Desperately Searched for Texas Flood Survivors — Daily Beast
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The butterfly effect is when a butterfly in Florida flaps it's wings and it fouls sga in okc
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Minnesota just needs to put bench players in right away to beat the dogshit out of sga at the top of the game
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I hate when I go to a pizza place and I fill up on parmesean like a dumbass
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That stage would be perfect for my next show! Please reach out if you book this place!
Catholic Sat@CatholicSat
Pope Leo XIV received a prolonged and sustained applause from the journalists who covered the sede vacante and conclave, joking in English “they say when they clap at the beginning it doesn't matter much. If you are still awake at the end and still want to applaud, then thank you very much”
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Boneless wings are ideal because I can eat them whole and I don't have to cough the bones up after
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Cmon, if anyone gets to cheat, it's Will Smith
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives@dom_lucre
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Will Smith is getting backlash from fans for 'inappropriate' act with a female singer onstage amid his marriage with wife Jada Pinkett. Will Smith was accompanied by India Martinez, 39, as they performed song First Love at the Premio Lo Nuestro award show in Miami on February 20. The pair got steamy during their song as they embraced and even appeared to share a kiss, while Smith placed a hand on Martinez's backside.
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Your parents are snow birds? Mine are snow bunnies, we are not the same.
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I'm such a good guy, if I see a parking ticket on someone's car, I take it off and throw it away. This one's on me pal!
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Jamie Lee Curtis monkey
Los Angeles Zoo@LAZoo
MEET CASPER, the newest addition to our black-and-white colobus monkey troop! Born in October, the pint-sized primate has already become a favorite among visitors and staff. It's an exciting time to watch him grow and change. Swing by and say hello on your next visit!
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LeBron getting old is kinda sad. It's like if Paul Bunyan got old. It'd be a bummer for sure.
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