mom saidi needto make my handle less discoverable

@slowultimate You’ve taught me everything I know 🥹

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Start the twitter revolution for how USAU somehow screwed over BYU AND the northeast. #giveusathirdbid #youwont #butwouldntitbefunandgoofy #theresstilltimeforutochangeurmind

The conversation about Israel-Palestine among American Jewish college students is so much more humane and thoughtful than the conversation among older Jews about American Jewish college students

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jumping back on twitter for just like literally just 5 seconds to just like say simply that like I'm going to commit an absolute atrocity against whoever came up with the MCAT. Thanks.

@TayaraRomero Fact tho

especially with going through my ACL recovery, there has been too many experiences where people take being able to play the sport for granted

Shots from the Opening Ceremony and Parade at the @WorldFlyingDisc U-24 World Championships 🇺🇸📸 Click the link for the full gallery: ultiphotos.com/wu24/2023/high… @UltiPhotos | #PullForUS

The gods decided torn ACL at worlds wasn’t enough. High fiving going hard

2 more sleeps! Pull up on us NYC! Everybody else tune in to the livestream! (link in bio) If you’re organizing a watch party shoot us a DM and listen up:) SAT July 1st @6pm Randall’s Island Field #10 (ticket links in bio) 📷: @LuisaBackwards7

.@USAUltimate the Con10ent Tour is a direct reflection of everything the Delrico Johnson Fund stands for. I get you want to hype the U-24s, but the low representation % of black/POC in all 3 divisions is the very reason why we feel we need to put on our own events. #PullforUs

Relentless. Resilient. 🇺🇸 #PullForUS | #USAUltimate

Bladder full and flustered accidentally asked security if there was a loo in the bathroom

I hoped to be able to pay for this tournament myself, but with the college season + increased costs of worlds, I can’t anymore. Help me get to U24 Worlds in Knottingham in July (and maybe win one championship) Thank you! Click to Donate gofund.me/37338ffe

Last straw. Officially canceling my right knee homophobic ass not letting me celebrate pride

Swallowing my gum at the age of 22 is making me feel really disappointed in myself

People ask why I want to be a doctor. All I want is to know why I need to poop the second I taste or smell milk. I have taken countless pre med courses in search of a biological answer and have yet to find one. I will get a medical degree if that’s what it takes to find answers

What if ur not elite until you spike it outside the endzone

This is the game we play. Across both division. Brown plays the brown way

“Browns two best players are in the porta potty with 13-13 v UNC”

@BMoUltimate God bless

@notnotnotrita Over here youtube.com/live/M0vRAchzr…

Leo-Elliot-Noah-Jacques but maybe not in that order 11-11