Peggy O'Brien

10 Flirty Fall DIY Haircuts that'll make you say, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

After twitter dies, I'm probably just going to start writing in wet cement! I don't know how to post a link for that! #GoodByeTwitter

Great. Now when my tweets don't get likes, I can say, ope, looks like twitter must've just gone out of business. #RIPTwitter

I love that some people are tweeting teary goodbyes, and then other people are just tweeting like everything's normal.... "might fuck around and simply have a wonderful Christmastime". Don't know which is more hardcore. #RIPTwitter

The gift bags at Tiffany Trump’s wedding were crazy.

@croninwhocares It's like if you entrusted the encryption of digital tokens to Rumours-era Fleetwood Mac.

Heads up I’m pretty sure crypto is dead and something we’ll all laugh at in the future.

The only guy more shocked about Trump being subpoenaed today than me.

Your Florida relatives are gonna be comparing temperatures all the way through climate change. "Oh it's in the 50s in New York? It's 172 here."

So will Art of the Deal be reclassified as fiction or just straight up fantasy?

@susiefelber Are we counting tv theme songs? youtu.be/EwK41L-rP7A

Someone slid into my DMs. Now their lawyer is telling me they have a pretty strong slip and fall case.

Still can't get over how great this is.

Pouring out some tea for the homegirl today (in the Boston Harbor). #RIPQueen

I don't even refer to this app as Twitter anymore. It's become the Bob Newhart death scare machine.

Thinking about it?!? It's all I can think about. Can't eat. Can't sleep. I'm a goddamn wreck.

When the vast and consequential history of this modern era gets written, I hope it includes how Dan Rather's tweets were 🔥 and how I was "here for all of them".

Someday, Trump will be held accountable for his actions, and I'm not going to know what the hell to do with myself.

Yeah but, credit where credit is due… blowing up the planet in a nuclear fireball *would* really own the libs.

Ironically, the only thing left in Trump’s safe is the search warrant.