Noah Sommers

coke zero but it has 50gs of protein

out of velos there’s snow everywhere idk if i’m gonna make it

no one out papas the john

what’s the story glory holey

when i grow up i wanna be just like cody rhodes

anyone at pnc park have an extra sd card i can borrow

boutta eat a whole dominoes pizza in my bed fuck you

why does the guitarist of smashmouth play through two dual rectifiers

when’s the last time any of you dusty motherfuckers vacuumed your couch

drinking vodka and squirt watching videos on why kmart went bankrupt i miss you kmart

those baby corns that come in stir frys are definitely in my top 5 favorite things ever

now that hulk hogan is dead can i try real american beer or will i get cancelled

@zach_motionless i’ll drink yours too don’t tempt me

boutta drink this whole case of dr pepper zero

our neighbor is wildly flailing a flashlight around in his yard idk if that’ll get us our power back but i appreciate the call to action

if you’re enjoying this weather fuck you

swamp ass going crazy i think i just found a crawfish

pooping at the chicago music exchange

going on tour tomorrow starting in chicago someone take me to cm punk

people needa learn how to wash their feet how do yall be stinkin that bad