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THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" well i asked tom nook and now i owe him 5 million bells

me getting ready to be the highest person at the grocery store

Who wants to go to Four Seasons Orlando?

you’re laughing. oj simpson is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’ baby and you’re laughing.

no story will go unreplied to tonight

me when i remember how i begged a man for the bare minimum

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

"black cats are bad luck" black cats:

@jamiegermond I absolutely must watch this

I WORKED ON THIS

oh ur a people pleaser? name 3 people that are pleased with you

did my parents subconsciously condition me to not let myself hangout with friends if my chores aren’t done

@danessavent Holy fuck hahaha

Me when I’m about to get railed but I’m shy

@whotfisjovana @adrianammarie u

honey bring out the fine china, we have guests!

incase you’re wondering what living in my city is like, I just watched a Facebook livestream of a guy I know cutting off house arrest anklet

The alarm rings 35 times Me:

spotify wrapped but it’s a every song you ever had on your myspace