Sam

@p0ssumgeist I can’t help it!

@notsamuel83 founf. please stop breaking your arm

Founf a case, worked it, and well.. I’m in a sling. Again. 🤕

I never said the book is good. I said I loved it. Those two are VERY different things

@kansas_matthew Is everyone in this family ‘TMI’? 😂😅

Doing my boyfriend duties and shaving my boyfriend bush because he can't see it anymore. He won't let me put any shapes🙄

He asked me to go on a walk with him, and now he’s being dramatic.

Been cooped up in the bunker for weeks, there’s been little to no cases. Feeling a little too quiet. 😓

@impaladean_67 😂.

@notsamuel83 Blah blah blah i’m not listening

need new boots

@impaladean_67 Well Logan Howlett (as a character concept, not earth dependent lore) wasn’t around in 1883. Marvel wasn’t even around back then, that was 1939, ‘Marel Era’ comics were in 1961. Logan debuted in 1974. Therefore, Logan was not around in 1883, and with that knowledge, I am factual.

@notsamuel83 Shut up you’re not factual

@impaladean_67 Don’t state things that aren’t factual then, jerk.

@notsamuel83 Don’t roll your eyes at me bitch

@impaladean_67 🙄.

@notsamuel83 Nah, he was around

@impaladean_67 Uh, yes? They were founded back in 1883. I don’t think Logan was around back then.

@notsamuel83 Uh, no

@impaladean_67 Their name is based off the animal, not the hero.

@notsamuel83 Wolverine? Like, logan howlett?

@celestialbitch9 Can’t a man like filters? 😂

@notsamuel83 Dude’s still living in 2016

#NewProfilePic selfie! 🤳

@RightousHunter That’s because the grape flavor isn’t based on the grapes we can buy at the store, it’s from Concord grapes.

Grape flavored stuff sucks. It doesn't even fucking taste like grape.

@RightousHunter I really don’t see the appeal. Looks sickly.😅

Hell fucking yeah.

Archangel by Robert Harris. I keep going to read it, then something happens.🙄

@impaladean_67 If ‘everyone’ is an angel and some other worldly force then yeah, sure. Everyone. 😂

@notsamuel83 Everyone wants to date me

Hi dean

@kansas_matthew Keep them to yourself.

@notsamuel83 I could say worse, much worse. I have stories

Everyone fighting over bisexuality, god forbid I like kissing pretty women and bending dudes over the hood of my car🙄