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Seth Bregman

@notsethbregman

Meme. Troll. Incredibly unhinged when I don't sleep. Long gamma. Not investment advice.

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Seth Bregman
Seth Bregman@notsethbregman·
Never invest in any company whose CEOs own bidets. A real leader should focus 100% on business to win war against his foes instead of worry if a dingleberry is hanging off his butt
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Seth Bregman@notsethbregman·
also should mention, its dollar neutral
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Seth Bregman@notsethbregman·
billion dollar idea: a hedge fund thats minimally correated to $VIX that returns 4% per year guaranteed. Any interest? I have the strategy ready and can make it happen
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Seth Bregman@notsethbregman·
Think about it money in your wallet is going to waste. like i know you, you are going to waste your money on women and booze so why dont you trade options so a) Ken griffin can donate some of that on your behalf 2) its exciting
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Max Schatzow
Max Schatzow@AdviserCounsel·
So hot right now, Hansel.
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Seth Bregman@notsethbregman·
1) it is because hes a big pos 2) he calls himself a polymath?! like wtf? the hair on my arm gives a standing ovation everytime i think back to it 3) his a proud self prnounced gatekeeper of vol trading; so cringe!
Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️@choffstein

I don't understand the grave dancing on QVR's downfall. It's tough to build any business and sad to watch a few bad months sink 5+ years of hard work. I hope everyone there lands on their feet. I really don't get the pile-on against @bennpeifert personally. He's contributed tons of education to the discourse on options/volatility on this hellsite. You can dislike his politics/personal choices without cheering his downfall.

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Seth Bregman
Seth Bregman@notsethbregman·
Benn why don't you tell me why I can't quote VIX in percentage now you miserable fuck
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Seth Bregman@notsethbregman·
Change my mind: but QVR was set to blow up never had the making of a sustain cash machine for a bn$ fund. Set up, leadership team, everything was wrong from the get go. Building mutli strat is one thing but the fund CEO building it? was never going to work
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Seth Bregman@notsethbregman·
This guy is down month after month and he doesn't think its his fault. Sharp as a cue ball Zero sense of self awareness. Don't speak about vol trading again with that mouth of yours
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Seth Bregman@notsethbregman·
@TradeVolatility Yeah a long tail hedge fund failed, so what? What if I say long only doesn't work because woodford failed? see how dumb i sound? thats you buddy
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Trading Volatility
Trading Volatility@TradeVolatility·
@notsethbregman I didn't run a long vol fund. What I was describing was a long vol fund, who often have a mandate to operate in. Artemis is a good example of a fund with a smart PM but had to play the tail hedge game and ultimately fail. They are not unique.
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Seth Bregman@notsethbregman·
People are saying long vol or tail hedging strategy doesn't work. it does. its just you can't make it work. shit is not that hard ok? buy low sell high. for example now vix is set to go higher in the next week. bookmark this and shit all over me if i get it wrong.
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Seth Bregman@notsethbregman·
then they start a newsletter or a fund before failing to make any money let alone market beating returns. then they stfu and fade into the oblivion
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Seth Bregman@notsethbregman·
i like how every year theres a "smart" quant pops up on x and goes viral telling everybody how they're supposed to trade. just some kids who think they've figured out life because they had an offer from jane street and made 800 grand before getting kicked out the door.
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Seth Bregman@notsethbregman·
i have said it and ill say it again, this is a hill i'm willing to die on from the recent QVR blow up it is obvs that twitter quants (from cephalord to benn efuckt) actually have zero alpha. they got paid at their first job out of college and now they think they "got it" 🤡
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