not swiper

@keiichimorisato @animegoat10 @oldgreg4 @CrimsonClov3r @IGN Your definition of definition is fucking shit lol

@animegoat10 @oldgreg4 @CrimsonClov3r @IGN You definition of innocent is simply black, my definition of innocent is, didn't attack a police officer.

Two Los Angeles police officers were fired after they chose to chase a Snorlax in Pokemon GO instead of helping stop a robbery in progress at a local mall. bit.ly/3qibHFu

Schools, PLEASE stop giving out perfect attendance awards, or count kids who only have excused absences. Stop rewarding kids for going to school sick. Stop training kids that they should sacrifice their mental and physical health for work.

@LibertyScott63 @MrAndyNgo If they were white maybe

@MrAndyNgo If they're caught, they'll be out with no bail within an hour and never be prosecuted.

“How did you get into my house?” Shocking video recorded in Minneapolis shows a group of Somali youths in Islamic clothing forcing their way inside an apartment to beat two women. twitter.com/KyleHooten2/st…

@MiLegado2021 @TigerKHAAAAN @SSoHPKC "Target 100 No Lying"?

@TigerKHAAAAN @SSoHPKC My bad. Didn’t feel like spelling it out. But welcome to the 21st century and the use of magical glyphs called…emojis 😂

Got some more Pokemon for today, even Pikachu is surprised about it Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=…

@FranziaCarmella @kaylosii @sonjustinn

@kaylosii @sonjustinn I’m sorry if I made it seem like I wanted to keep going back and forth with you. Normally men need to pay for my attention. Bye bye, booboo.

i’m sorry i bullied you i was trynna flirt

@sara_carrion_ "I love me too. Really, who doesn't?" *dumbass sounding hoarse laugh as if I had smoker's cough*

@CentennialAsh @PalmerReport Not what's happening but ok. Let's just tweet random opinions about someone and claim "no one's gonna remember the tweet anyways" and call it a Trumpian tactic bravo. Spewing opinions without enough research... Trumpy.

Donald Trump is going to prison.

@MichelleSlesh20 @karenvanquisher @randomletter_f @nbary92 @SethTWinger @ParkerMolloy @ClayTravis @elonmusk

@karenvanquisher @randomletter_f @nbary92 @SethTWinger @ParkerMolloy @ClayTravis @elonmusk

Throwing out some skit ideas for SNL. What should I do?

@my3ratts @Need_Covfefe @neshakc @NeverTr65001046 @nhojhpesoj @NJAHuman @nlfisker @no_coby @NO_MORE_45 @nonno_paula @nopittie🚂 @NoSacredCow60 @notabotinFl @notswiper @Nurse4Sail @NurseRagan @nvdbd1🚂 @nwseal11🚂 @ny_marine @NYCguy74 @o_drmaryfo @Observer142 @Oliversays2

And every time I tweet about one of these kinds of social media things, some people are like “come onnn it’s a joke,” but tons of people see them and believe them, so I’m gonna keep being the non-fun guy

@SchuckemDuckem @TrumpCrimeFam1 @Paul_VanDerMeer Good one, male wrestling nerd. Is that really so much a better use of one's time vs seeing what the government is doing and how it affects your future? You don't "do politics", so what would you really know? You think masks take away freedom lmao

What's your first thought looking at this picture?

@KaylaChowShow "You eat cat food too?"

@JulieBa06438890 @RatedArrrrrr @AoDespair @stuartsmithhutc

Yes, popularity on this platform is truly indicative of worth and mettle. It’s a damn wonder you keep getting fired when actual journalism is required. Now go back some poor girl’s cellphone and call that moral midgetry reporting, you empty parasite.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Matt Gaetz is being investigated by the Justice Department for a long term sexual relationship with a minor. And no, I'm not even fucking talking about Nestor. Now we know why he suddenly announced his exit from politics.

@Peatches66 I'd say evil.

@Jim_Jordan You literally just owned yourself.

@Jim_Jordan Why are Republicans scared of taking questions from anyone but Fox News?

Why is the Biden Administration scared of taking questions from Fox News?

@TuckerCarlson After seeing Rutger Bregman shit on you and get you to throw a fit, all I hear is that. You're still a millionaire owned by billionaires. Part of the problem you pretended to care about.

This afternoon, the Department of Defense issued a press release attacking this show: “Press secretary smites Fox Host.” Like we’re a hostile foreign power. Remarkable. We’ll respond at 8pm ET on #FoxNews