depressed choozi

Twitter mein ab woh pehle wali baat nhi rhi

@natashaaharoon CONGRATULATIONS

i did, I LEFT MY JOB TODAY, congratulate me losers

@tohbthi Kia Matlab saim Bhai mere baba be mujhe male attention ki aadat daal di hai 😔😔😔

@tohbthi Mera toh jab Dil karta tab karti Hun, nahi Karta tou nahi karti😌

@methlamine Don't go kharab.. you can make some pasta or something that she likes for her.. add some small small alot of things.. and trust me she will NEVER forget it!

@methlamine Yk make a box which has a lot of things as gifts.. if she likes jewelry then the type of jewelry she wears and if she wears golden or silver. What kind of chocolate does she like.. a handwritten letter, hand gajray, a flower bouquet.. yk you can buy crochet flower so they++++

Suggest some birthday gifts for her ?

@Hayat_831 Tum Kahan Se??

@notthatsidechic Heinheinhein!!!

God I really wanna get rich so I can buy my friends whatever they want Allah miyan please

@tohbthi 😈😈😈

@tohbthi thori si mental ho rahi thi socha sabko karun

It's been so long since I opened Twitter and now I don't know what to do

@tohbthi Next is M

@tohbthi Saalykum saim Bhai 🤓

@LilBabyFlylili Those who have someone to teach them about this, don't need to be taught this

Please teach your daughters that there is more to life than male attention.

@ParhaiKaChor What if aag hi mene lagayi ho toh?

aag lagi hai basti mein aur yeh loug hain apni masti mein.

@natashaaharoon or therapy if you're crazy enough

twitter is really a dating app if you’re talented enough

@methlamine Pls someone tell this to my sir as well 😭🙏 Roz munh utha kar parhaane aa jatey hain

19 feb announced as public holiday in Sindh. They are desperately finding excuses to get off from work. And I dont mind it at all.

@ParhaiKaChor Chalana parta hai kiunke kisi ko farq nahi parta

aesa kese chalega phir?

@ParhaiKaChor Because everyone is at home at day? Sath nashta kr sakte

why are sundays famous for halwa poori?

His love language is sending me his trip pictures.🥹>>>