not your 'foid', pal

Every red light device you've ever seen on Twitter uses wavelengths that target the CCO enzyme in mitochondria to stimulate ATP production, and that's a very good thing. The MyGreen Forest Flashlight does not do this. It is the first LED phototherapy device in the world that targets melanin, instead of CCO. Why? Because @AmmousMD told me that melanin absorbs light to provide electrical energy to cells. So I looked for studies that showed what wavelengths would be most effective for energizing melatonin. They are green (532nm) and near infrared (730nm), which also happen to be the wavelengths of light that dominate the shady forest. That's right. Forest light is absorbed by melanin in the outer layers of the skin to produce electricity that powers skin cells. To test the hypothesis that a LED Forest Flashlight might speed healing of cuts and scars on the skin, I treated myself with this new device of my own invention. The results were spectacular. Inflammation gone. Redness reduced. Skin growing fast under the scab. Accelerated wound repair. I noticed improvement the day after a single 10 minute treatment and sent pictures to a wound care nurse to verify the rapid rate of healing of cuts on my arm and leg. So I offered the Forest Flashlight device at a steep discount to readers who would promise to test it for me and write in with their results. The first review posted this evening and my tester wrote "the results have been incredible" for healing surgical incisions.