Noureen Ashmawy

@miranelmelegy ❤️❤️❤️❤️☺️

When people offer me food its like wow r u being for real, bless u and ur family i hope all ur dreams come true amen"@farahsafwat5

Have u ever stopped n realized that if u hadn’t met a certain person in ur life, ur life would be completely different @farahsafwat5 ha?

Marriage, because sometimes ruining a person's life takes serious commitment.

"@DynamicFacts: 54.5% of Nutella is sugar."@saroxmysox

"@ZodiacAreUs: It's very hard to convince a #Taurus otherwise once they stick to something."@farahsafwat5

@hassanalaakandi hahahhahah had to read that 5 times to get wt the gneh word meant haha 7aga tiksif! ill call u tmo kandy

Why do Egyptians confuse the word 'nervous' with 'angry'? Meen el 3ammal feehom kolohom kda

"@factsonfemales: Please don't hold me responsible for what i looked like from the years 2006-2010." @julia_elz @farahsafwat5 amen

Reading gives us some place to go when we have to stay where we are.

"@Worrier: looks up disease. SUDDENLY HAVE SYMPTOMS."@julia_elz reminds me of someone (:

That awkward moment when u realize that the last person on ur mind before u sleep & the first one when u wake up,goes by the name lil wayne

You can eat the plates and silverware at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Legally they can't stop you. Enjoy the trays, too. TREAT YOURSELF.

"@XforJunior: I really don't give a fuck about your party, I only came for الاوبين بوفيه -Egyptians."@HashemSweify

I've lived to see some girls say "Ohh maa Gaaa" and all I can think of is: اللهم أعفنا مما إبتليت به غيرنا

"@KarimHatem_: I will always be there for you no matter what, طالما الأكل علي حسابك" @HashemSweify @hassanalaakandi

Bloodsucking succubuses

"@SpeakComedy: I saw something that reminded me of you.. so I flushed the toilet and washed my hands. . ."@HashemSweify hahahah da7aktini di