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I’ve never worked as a waiter/waitress. When a server gets a tip, do they just pocket it? Or do they have to give it to the big man and then he divides it up later?

@willie_ole This is what short attention span retards say after they scrolled on their phone for a whole movie

you know he finds a bag full of random tapes and gear 10 minutes after this scene with a badge of someone then its never shown again in the entire movie, i really feel like it was rewritten or a lot of it was scrapped and no one seems to care

We used to be a country.

Just saw Livy Dunn in a commercial for workout equipment and I couldn’t help but wonder… What is she working out….for?

Anybody who’s saying Patty Kane isn’t worth $8m/yr is crazy. He’s been just under a point per game since he’s been on the Red Wings. Not to mention the energy he’ll bring to the team and the arena.

@FriedgeHNIC Good for him. Get outta that dumpster fire in Detroit asap

The circle is complete. Patrick Kane is re-joining the Blackhawks on a two-year deal.

Latino comedians when they have to tell a joke: “I’m Latino! Remember? Ayyyye esé! Right, guys? Haha”

@KlayForTrey @EASPORTSNHL - take notes

First look at Steph Curry in NBA 2K27. He looks very realistic. 👀

Most of the unemployed young adults today have rich parents. They resent being born rich, and delude themselves to believe that since they’re not working they’re not becoming like their rich, entitled parents. This is why they have no lived experience, and no concept of hard work. It’s also what makes them liberal.

@HockeyPatrol This is the fakest headline I’ve ever seen

Wait… you said what? 👀 According to Mark Lazarus, Patrick Kane reportedly lost interest in returning to the Blackhawks after being told he wouldn’t be named captain if he signed there. That’s one way to end reunion talks. instagr.am/p/DbEzJj6NNLC/

@dsquaredfu @GovSherrillNJ So she’s better because she admitted to cheating, and Trump is bad because, in your mind, he’s a sore loser. Your balance of right and wrong is off, you stupid cunt.

@nowayitshim_ @GovSherrillNJ At least she admitted to it. Trump still can’t admit he lost in 2020. 😂

Last week I learned that a serious software error in New Jersey’s Motor Vehicle System led to the registration of roughly 6,600 people who indicated that they were not U.S. citizens between June 2023 and June 2024, almost three years prior to my taking office. These individuals answered "no" when asked on a keypad whether they were a U.S. citizen when applying for drivers' licenses and identification cards, but through no fault of their own, the system registered them anyway. This happened under the previous administration and, upon learning this information, I immediately ordered my chief counsel to launch an investigation to get to the bottom of what occurred. I also ordered the removal of any residents from our voter rolls who were erroneously added between June 2023 and June 2024. The new MVC Administrator that I appointed has begun the process of replacing the vendor responsible for administering the system. Our preliminary analysis shows fewer than 400 individuals who were newly registered for the first time because of the error voted. They were registered as Democrats, Republicans and Unaffiliated voters and were scattered across the state. I want to underscore how seriously I take this matter. As a military veteran who swore an oath to defend our Constitution, and as a former federal prosecutor, I believe the integrity of our elections is fundamental to our democracy. I am appalled by the reckless failures that allowed this to happen and the lack of transparency shown by those in charge at the time. This failure didn’t occur under my watch, but accountability starts now. I am taking action to prevent anything like it from occurring in the future and make sure those responsible are held accountable. As the Trump Administration tries to weaponize elections for political gain, I am ensuring we protect our elections. Let me be clear: Donald Trump has zero credibility on the issue of election integrity. For more than ten years, he has worked to undermine Americans' faith in our elections by spreading lies about legitimate election results, attempting to overturn a free and fair election, encouraging an attack on our Capitol when he couldn't accept the will of the voters, and defunding election security at the federal level. The difference is simple: when we find a problem, we don't hide it, deny it, or invent conspiracies. We investigate it, we fix it, and we tell the public. That's what accountability and good governance look like, and that's exactly what my administration is doing. New Jerseyans should have confidence that every eligible citizen can vote, every lawful vote will be counted, and every reasonable step will be taken to protect the integrity of our elections. That's my responsibility, and it's one I will never stop fighting to uphold.

Remember as a kid when someone had a secret and they feigned like they were going to tell you for too long and you eventually lost interest in the secret? That’s what Lebron is doing by taking this long. No one cares anymore.

@lousyleafs Dude. They gotta take a shot at it. I would love a 2k NHL game

2K could steal so many players if they come in with smooth gameplay & a lower price

@hamezhill Imagine siding with rapist Muslim gangs

The MAGA lads don't realise when they're having the piss taken out of them

@EASPORTSNHL How is it that the NFL players all look like themselves in the game but literally not a single hockey player in the game looks like their real face

Another look 👀 #NHL27

@mi_reina130 Imagine boiling your own son down to “he’s just a little white boy”

J.K. Simmons says he doesn’t understand why people eat spicy food. Josh Horowitz: Just anything super spicy? J.K. Simmons: Yeah. Like why is… and our son is like one of those super spicy guys. Um, and it’s just, it’s just not… He’s just a little white boy, you know? I mean, it’s like, genetically, he’s not predisposed, you know? His body is not… Josh Horowitz: Yeah. J.K. Simmons: Yeah, that’s the wrong stuff for him. And often he pays the price, and I’m like… Josh Horowitz: Laughs. J.K. Simmons: …so you’re paying the price while you’re eating it! You’re like, “Where’s the… where’s the…?” Your eyes are watering, your throat’s burning, you’re like, “Yeah.” And then you pay the price later as well. I don’t understand it. Josh Horowitz: Now I know why you didn’t do Hot Ones today and you did Happy Sad Confused. J.K. Simmons: Not gonna do Hot Ones, ever. Yeah, sorry. Sorry.

@Gmoneyri @NewsWire_US I agree, I don’t think anyone’s been able to tell when what is what so far though

@nowayitshim_ @NewsWire_US You are so far off on this. There’s a wide gap between announcing an injured, missing or killed soldier without providing their name and delicate information.

PENTAGON WITHHELD DOZENS OF U.S. MILITARY INJURIES IN IRAN WAR: NYT

@BillJelavich @NewsWire_US Well if they’re on the ship being tended to then I’d ask, is that even news worthy?

@nowayitshim_ @NewsWire_US But injured on the ships being tended to? “Transparency for thee not for me”

@AutisticClip This will be the first time a politicians child weighed in on polit— … oh wait no this happens all the time

FBI Director Kash Patel’s daughter calls to deport Sneako, Hasan Piker, and Ilhan Omar